kevin

the best bf you could get, he’s sweet, always there for you and never runs out of love for you. he’s amazing. he’s funny, adorable, and the absolute loml. i wouldn’t be here w out him. he’s intelligent, strong, HOT. i j love kevin’s:).

hey do you know kevin?

yes he’s so amazing :)

by whoreforkevin June 20, 2021

Kevin

kevin is not funny. he is average. there’s nothing special about him. he in fact, resorts to instigating to make his life interesting. he will never do his own homework. he is not a leader, he is a follower but not of karol bc he is blocked.

person 1: bro, guess who did the stupidest thing the other day

person 2: i bet it was kevin

by shawtiegotlowlowlowlowlow November 22, 2021

Kevin

A very nice guy. One of the most handsome boys in the world. He has someone special in his life. So it's impossible to be partner. W e can easily be friends with him. Easily trust everyone. The most valuable person in his life is Alfa K Biju KURUTTUPARAMBIL. She's someone who he can't live without.

Someone: Hey, that Kevin and Alfa are unseparable.

by kevinalfaforever October 22, 2022

Kevin Anderson

A man who possess no desire to either defecate nor pass flatulence.

“Hooh. I don’t wanna poop, I don’t wanna fart. I’m Kevin Anderson.”

by wavvyvisionsdude January 5, 2023

Kevinism

An exaggeratedly dramatic response to a question or statement that was non-provocative.

"Kevinism"
Zac: "I'm tired."
Kevin: "Well we should just fucking kill ourselves so we don't have to work today!"

by Zaccrick86 March 23, 2017

KEVIN MCCALISTER

When you/a sibling/your friend gets to stay home alone and no one else is there. Usually not by accident but is for a long long time. Usually if you want to be a Kevin McCalister do this:

Go to the store buy random junk your mom won't let you have or food and gorge yourself

Order pizza and hide the boxes

Pretend you are getting robbed and set up traps

And set up traps for when your parents get home.

You don't have to do these things, just if you wanna be like the movie. To be a Kevin McCalister you have to be at home for longer than 1 hour 30 minutes, you need to be younger than 13, and no one should check up on you to be a Kevin McCalister.

Bro Isaac threw a massive load party when his parents weren't home. He's such a cool Kevin McCalister.

by Zachibald July 27, 2024

Kevin's Meatshed

A meatshed owned by Kevin where he will handle your meat and deliver some nice packages of meat.

Guy 1: Hey you want to catch some lunch, maybe hook up with some chicks tonight?

Guy 2: I'm fine, I just came from Kevin's Meatshed.

by BNaae October 23, 2011