Rusty Ninja

The challenge of having to piss directly into all of your partner's available orifices (mouth, nostrils, asshole, and pussy if they have one) while you're both blindfolded

Person 1: "Did you just sneeze piss?"
Person 2: "Oh yeah I got rusty ninja'd"

by Concerned Jeremy June 2, 2024

Rusty Dougie

Ben Howard

Rusty Dougie...
Ben Howard said his Dougie is rusty.

by KnightRockerX October 16, 2020

Rusty Butler

V. The act of performing coitus with an individual wearing a penguin suit in an ambulance.

I received a rusty butler the other day.

My girlfriend and I tried a rusty butler last weekend and now I'm never going back.

by SurferDuck December 22, 2019

rusty school bus

While in the process of looking for a school bus, poop and roll over someone as in to mimic a tire

Bro I was railin her while she was googling busses and naturally the rusty school bus came out of the bag of tricks.

by Dursty February 17, 2017

rusty grain silo

A cob job performed by an elderly gentleman, at least 65 years of age.

Shit went down when Mr. Bangojangles gave Steve a rusty grain silo.

by Mararrrr August 20, 2017

rusty wrench

When a girl lays beneath a guy and gives said guy a rim job while also giving a handy

She gave me a rusty wrench, it was so good i almost shat in her mouth

by Bipolarbear March 19, 2015

rusty barrel

A cougar that hasn't found a man in a while

Oh she a rusty barrel

by Rusty_Barrel October 16, 2017