women's soccer

A joke.

John: Do you watch The Office?
Jack: Yes. That show is funnier than women's soccer!

by Jamaican_Skeleton August 22, 2021

men’s soccer

A sport played by a bunch of pussies where they pretend to get hurt.

hey man are you watching this men’s soccer game they are flipping all over

by shshsjskskslzm July 30, 2021

National kiss a soccer girl day

On October 29th kiss any soccer girl you know. Especially if she’s a friend. Sheeesh.

Happy National Kiss a Soccer girl Day!

It means to kiss a soccer girl

by anonymous.243.1590 October 28, 2021

kiss a soccer boy day

on december 10, you can kiss a soccer boy

Oh my God! Its kiss a soccer boy day!

by Jtrapingus December 9, 2021

Slide tackle a soccer player in the leg day

On November 11th you will be able to slide tackle a soccer player in the leg . Idk if this is legal or not but ye :)

Bro I wish that there was a day where you can to slide tackle a soccer player in the leg.
Well now you can, on Slide tackle a soccer player in the leg day!

by Definitely over 6ft March 8, 2022

Delusional kick soccer ball

Fight against delusional people for your rights.

Im going to delusional kick soccer ball

by Ah'mya Hitchcock April 21, 2022

Bad at soccer

Gets an insured amount of females

Ik ur bad at soccer

by Balls225 April 27, 2022