The cringiest kid in the world that no one likes. He's lonely and will never get a girlfriend. That one kid that plays Valorant 24/7 hours a day but is still gurbage at the game.
Person 1: Hey who's that kid in the corner sitting alone and crying because he has no friends?
Person 2: Oh that's Jacob
Person 2: Oh that's Jacob
by anonymous275 October 29, 2020

Jacob is an amazing person and everybody loves him. All the girls like him but are scared to talk to him in fear of him turning her down.
Girl 1: Oh look its jacob!
Girl 2: go talk to him!
Girl 1: NO, he might turn me down and look at how hot he is! I could never be with him.
Girl 2: go talk to him!
Girl 1: NO, he might turn me down and look at how hot he is! I could never be with him.
by chupoppy.com October 27, 2021

by Jack smith6273 November 7, 2019

by Karl…..edits September 3, 2021

Jacob is a guy who absolutely loves goths and femboys and would get on his knees and call them mommy no questions asked?
by FemboyLover90210 June 12, 2022

the most basic white boy you will ever meet and a dick head thats makes a fake snap chat acc pretending to be a girl (when hes not) and asks for nudes from girls and guys. hmmm sound a little sus for a fucking homophobic guy! any ways he is popular and cool to the boys but talks about his closest friends his back and sexually harrases then and makes them watch porn then make fun of them when they get hard. they bully people and call them names but some how at the end of the day hes everyones favorite because hes hot and good at sports. fuck you jacob
by May I. Tutchem November 5, 2020

by ScrewJavaLoveAxolotls March 30, 2021
