Ghost Shark

When a older worker is assumed to target younger coworkers romantically.

Oh the manager? He’s a total ghost shark, steer clear of him.

by Armay January 14, 2025

reverse shark attack

when you stick a knife handle up your friends ass while they lay on their belly, so the blade sticks out like a shark fin. this makes them crawl across the bed squirming back and forth whipping their feet side to side like a shark

i walked into to andy’s room and noticed that they had just been reverse shark attacked as they whipped across the bedroom

by thedirtybirdwordturd January 21, 2025

Carpet Shark

A cat getting underfoot and circling your legs, usually in the kitchen, or living room.

Damn carpet shark's always in the way!

by Glow Poet February 12, 2025

Ghost Shark

A dropkick who rocks up to a barbie empty-handed, defends the '81 underarm bowl, and completely vanishes exactly two minutes before it’s their turn to shout a round.

"Davo pulled an absolute ghost shark last night—drank my last stubbie, said Pavlova is Kiwi, and gapped it right before the pub called last drinks."

by ItsAmeDitti March 12, 2026

Ghost shark

A dropkick who rocks up to a barbie empty-handed, defends the '81 underarm bowl, and completely vanishes exactly two minutes before it’s their turn to shout a round.

"Davo pulled an absolute ghost shark last night—drank my last stubbie, said Pavlova is Kiwi, and gapped it right before the pub called last drinks."

by ItsAmeDitti March 12, 2026

Urinal Shark

The guy next to you in the urinal who can't help but take a peep or two over at you to see what you're working with

The guy next to me in the bathroom was a urinal shark

by Chicken bus March 25, 2026

Trade Sharking

Trade Sharking Is When An Experienced Trader Exploits A New Trader's Lack Of Knowledge To Get Their Items At A Significantly Lower Price.

"Someone Just Traded Me This Item For Mine. He Says Mine Is Only Worth One Dollar And The One I Got Is Worth A Hundred."
"Dude, You Got "Trade Sharked". You Just Got A One Dollar Item For Your One Hundred Dollar Item."
"why does trade sharking exist. :c"

by Peht March 16, 2025