princess poop

When you take a big shit but when you wipe your ass its completely clean.

“Yo my patient had a massive code brown, but when I wiped them they were completely clean.”

“Nice they had a princess poop!”

by Markski619 December 31, 2017

Poop Vapor

a misty substance that comes out when you fart. smells very MOIST.

person 1: look there's that guy i hate.
person 2: snipe him with your poop vapor.

by PoopPantsNoDaiper February 24, 2020

poop snout

person who sucks up to the extreme of having shit up their sinuses. (brown noser, kiss ass)

Jim is such a poop snout that our boss is clueless about his inability to perform his job function.

by shannannannan September 11, 2003

poop sluicing

Sifting through one's poop to find, "treasure". If ever you swallow drugs in effort to smuggle in contraband you will understand...

Hey Mana! Check out this watch I found while poop sluicing! I think it's antique!

by poonanni October 1, 2021

beach poop

After the first or second day of being at the beach, you take an epic poop. The salt air and salt water creates the perfect atmosphere for an epic dump. Always a clean break with little residue when wiping.

I took an epic beach poop when vacationing at the Jersey shore!

by Beachpooper June 28, 2021

poop night

A night of significant pooping.

A really crappy night.

Last night was such a poop night!

by Sir Poopsaloteeeeee March 1, 2014

Poop dildo

No condom
Freezer only
Final destination

When your parents won't let you buy veggies go for the trusty poop dildo

by August ki June 15, 2018