poo ness

The definition of something thats really bad! i mean even worse than cutting your balls off with a rusty pair of scissors
Last time cat went out she claimed it was poo ness
by BennyG83 June 16, 2008
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pooing problem

Urban phrase for a person (usually not a child or a senior citizen) who inadvertently poos their pants on a regular basis.

Not to be confused with farty marty
Yo. I think that Matt Margolis has a pooing problem. Man. Look at that big brown stain on his bastedo pants. It's startin' to drip on the floor. That ain't w00t at all.

One day, Farty Marty let one rip hard and a few months later he had a pooing problem.
by fifteen minutes September 10, 2004
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Suzy poo

A dumb bitch named lexi that lives to do stupid stuff and acts like she’s on crack but her friends still love her
Layla: hey look there’s Suzy poo
Miranda: ahh yea she’s a crackhead
Kady: but we still love her
Bryce: she’s a bitch too ngl
by Russianmaster69 March 12, 2020
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poo log

a large hurtful feces that exits one's butt
My butt hurt for a few minutes after dropping the poo log.
by jjula March 08, 2008
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Poo Kiss

When you're drunk and unknowingly sit on the toilet lid and leave a little butthole smooch of shit.
So I walked into the bathroom and noticed drunk Rob left a little Poo kiss on the toilet. Couldn't get the lid up I guess.
by DirtyBradnSteve March 18, 2017
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Processed Poo

A stool that consists of 90% or more processed food stuffs.

May be quite hard to pass & have a faint smell of 'american' cheese.
"dang bro i curled out a real processed poo this morn! bitch was stuck up all in me"

"homie thats what happen when you eat that crap. i no its cheap but it sure dont pass man, be sure it dont pass"

"true, true"
by Fulke_Greville August 18, 2011
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Poo Envy

This happens when your friend tells you he is in desperate need of a turn out and all of a sudden you get who envy and your bum piece starts fluctuating, you immediately think 'where is the nearest toilet?'
Also known as
Bum Yawn Syndrome
Barry "okay leave me alone now I am in desperate need of a poo"
Richard "oh god I've got poo envy now"
by UncleRico1979 September 20, 2014
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