Mexican Maid

A maid that doesn't take shit from anyone, and if you mess with her, you will get the chancla. She also knows how to work with her master's blade very well, and she sometimes gets rewards for treating it so well.

Person 1: Did you hear about that mexican maid?
Person 2:Yeah, I'm making sure not to mess with her.

by Deadgril March 6, 2017

Mexican Bidet

When you take a shit but Instead of wiping your ass you jump in the shower...

I was out of toilet paper; so I fired up the Mexican Bidet.

by Websterwho? April 28, 2016

Snow Mexicans

Another way to say Canadians for Americans that hate mexico, commonly used by Mexico and Canada haters to describe Canadians in an offensive way.

Person 1: Fuck canadians...sigh.
Person 2: More like Snow Mexicans.
Person 1: The fuck?!
Canadian 1: Hey, you fucking bitch, did you just said Canada was the worst country? He was my favorite hetalia character for 70 BILLION YEARS...you can't talk shit about him, motherfucker.
Mexican 1: Go fuck yourself.
Cuban 1: topkek

by pokekid January 23, 2018

Mexican roomba

Sex act involving a roomba and five mexicans. The lady will be taped to a roomba while five mexicans form a circle around her ant take turns rubbing their dicks on her while throwing jizz at her

The house guest got a Mexican roomba for her birthday

by The turd finger February 14, 2018

The Mexican omelet

It is when you pull out someones pull out couch and take a massive stinky log in the middle. Then you fold the couch back up like nothing happen....

I was so mad at my mother-in-law that i left her the Mexican omelet

by King steel December 28, 2019

Mexican Inhaler

When one soils on the mustache area of his/her sleeping partner with the intention of waking them up with the fumes.
This works best with solid poop rather than a runny substance that risks entering the mouth.

I hear that Louis gave Sammy a Mexican Inhaler and Jenny knows nothing about it! LOL

by Glen Schnapps August 31, 2013

Mexican Lightsaber

Utilized by many across the world - specifically "Hector" M.

Actual definition: Weed eater

Hector M. Utilized the double bladed Mexican Lightsaber in the front yard to ensure that Gino's grass was cut to even.

by The Rambone August 19, 2013