Lisa and I had dinner at Loco Mexico last night and the Mexican Drano hit the porcelain an hour later.
by Urban humor August 9, 2017
Get the Mexican Drano mug.When a guy is fucking a girl doggy style anal and his dick is covered in shit when he pulls out, he then slops his shit covered dick all over her back drawing whatever comes to mind.
I was fucking this one girl last night in the ass after having ate at taco bell and when I pulled out my dick was covered in shit, so I painted her a Mexican portrait.
by DementedBenny March 20, 2017
Get the mexican portrait mug.After a big world cup victory, a mexican earthquake shook the city, fucking the germans in its wake.
by glamthrax June 19, 2018
Get the mexican earthquake mug.As John entered the only available stall in the restroom, he soon realized that his growling bowels would go uneased as the toilet was clogged with Mexican gumbo.
by Rawbutt Liquor March 15, 2012
Get the Mexican Gumbo mug.A term used to describe a specific uncomfortable situation involving consumption of large quantities of Mexican Cuisine. After consuming lots of Mexican food (i.e. spicy bean Burritos) the subject proceeds to defecate themselves while riding a slip n’ slide. Can also be used to describe anal sex with a person who has diarrhea.
“I just ate a ton of Taco Bell let’s get the slip ‘n slide and go for a Mexican Sleighride!”
“Oh man look at the bathroom floor, it looks like someone went for a Mexican Sleighride in here!”
Bob: Hey Jim, smell my finger.
Jim: Nasty! It smells like asshole!
Bob: Yea, I just went for a Mexican Sleighride on Emily. She loaded up enchiladas and laxative!
“Oh man look at the bathroom floor, it looks like someone went for a Mexican Sleighride in here!”
Bob: Hey Jim, smell my finger.
Jim: Nasty! It smells like asshole!
Bob: Yea, I just went for a Mexican Sleighride on Emily. She loaded up enchiladas and laxative!
by BlackboyT September 30, 2011
Get the Mexican Sleighride mug.Vanessa: Hey girl what's up!
Friend: Ayyy girl, let's go to the club for some drinks tonight after work.
Vanessa: Oh no girl! I would love to but I haven't been able to walk right ALL DAMN day, I think I should go home tonight for now.
Friend: Why girl what's wrong? You good?
Vanessa: Yeah, I chilled and smoked with that hot Mexican guy I've been tellin you about last night named "Shine" and he gave me that good Mexican Pipe! Damn I'm sore but that shit was amazing girl. Super soaked!
Friend: Ayyy girl, let's go to the club for some drinks tonight after work.
Vanessa: Oh no girl! I would love to but I haven't been able to walk right ALL DAMN day, I think I should go home tonight for now.
Friend: Why girl what's wrong? You good?
Vanessa: Yeah, I chilled and smoked with that hot Mexican guy I've been tellin you about last night named "Shine" and he gave me that good Mexican Pipe! Damn I'm sore but that shit was amazing girl. Super soaked!
by Mexican Pipe (Ole) October 21, 2016
Get the Mexican Pipe mug.The act of an individual inserting his penis into a donkeys anal cavity, allowing the donkey to shit on his penis while he ejaculates and a mixture of semen and shit slides out.
"I had to take my donkey to the doctor because I mexican Tallahassee'd him all night & his anal cavity won't close."
by 420.blazeit June 22, 2015
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