strawberry mud pie

The act of sharting and queefing on your period, shooting crap and blood out on ones face.

She gave me a messy strawberry mud pie on our first date.

by creamypoops31987 April 16, 2014

Mud

The morning cup of coffee you have before you get on the boat. No decaf bullshit

Boys the boat leaves in 5 minutes, grab some mud and lets go move these apex tables.

by Besterboi June 13, 2019

mud skates

Cowboy boots.

Nice fucking mud skates Tex! Do you have the spurs to go with them?

by Steviep187 November 4, 2023

Mud lifting

Taking a large amount of shit out of the toilet, due to its inability to go down the drain and will severely clog. Present tense of mud lift.

This log is lookin way too big. Looks like I’m going to need go Mud lifting

by Ronald Rayugun December 6, 2017

mud monster

when you have so much fun that you wouldn’t notice if you were covered in shit.

may we all be mud monsters.

by DefiniteIyNotoveredInShit September 23, 2021

The mud

Bellmead TX

You grew up n the Mud not in Waco.

by Wacoan April 12, 2025

Thunder Mud Plug

A device that blocks the outflow or inflow of overly saturated soil, dirt, earth, and other compost and natural earthen debris from entering or exiting a city sewer drain in low lying urban areas to prevent, take precaution against, or dull the devastating impact of flash flooding, which often occurs during torrential rainfall commonly accompanied by frequent lightning and thunder.

The fast thinking city workers immediately installed a neon glow in the dark unicorn tail thunder mud plug at the first sign of flash flooding.

by Fxxxyy May 20, 2025