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Full as a monkey

To be reallllyyy full.
Lunch?! You've already made yourself full as a monkey!
by fendlo September 18, 2018
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Meth monkey

A person,or group from the meth loving skanks whores and small dicked guys most parts of Valdosta the concrete jungle to everywhere it's meth always scratching or picking or jumping around bed bug bed to another
Hey Matt ,you see that bitch right there twerking to hard like my ex with her new meth monkey ?? Yea there probly from valdosta
by Davesnotvheregohome October 7, 2018
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Monkey Madness

(Noun): A state of being in which a normal human has rejected all the commonalities that envelop society's standards and returns to a golden age man. The monkey times. This person will be distraught with monkey madness as they complete the ultimate reversion of identity.
Oh did you hear Jerry got the Monkey Madness?
by monkeman559 May 2, 2022
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armpit monkey

A person who brazenly endorses or supports every opinion or proposal of an associate or superior in order to gain their respect.
This Perrey guy is totally Robby's armpit monkey.
by chungusniggafart May 7, 2022
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monkey self

When you or someone else acts ridiculous, usually by accident. "Monkey self" meaning yourself, and "monkey ass" meaning someone else.
"BRO my monkey self fell asleep yesterday when I was supposed to meet you guys at the park."

"His monkey ass really just failed to do a backflip during the dance battle, and then let out the loudest fart ever heard by humanity the very second he hit the ground."
by VomitOnMySkirt November 23, 2022
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Monkey mayhem

When a group of monkeys get together and bang Mr route.
MR route had a monkey mayhem party at his house.
by Bobby big boobs September 28, 2022
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Capuchin Monkey

The most commonly sold monkey to celebraties. Examples of this occuring include Chris Brown, Justin Bieber and Ross from friends.
'Capuchin Monkeys may urine wash to calm down aggressive friends.' - Mental Floss.com
by Tuba1221 October 23, 2022
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