Matthew Kain

Matthew Kain is a term used to describe somebody who is an absolute unit. It comes from the Latin term “Matthias Kainus” which translates roughly to “sickest mofo on the planet.” People with the name Matthew Kain are generally considered unstoppable and irresistible to women, or men if he really wanted not that he would tho.

“I wish I was Matthew Kain” said Michelle, Lily, Laura and Lachlan.

by SamRaimi November 22, 2021

Matthew Hayden

Matthew Hayden is a glorious gift from the heavens above. The beautiful and perfect little Hayden likes to dig holes on the beach and we love and accept him for who he is. He has brown hair, blue hair and The Gang does in fact have several copies of his fingerprints. He's scarily obsessed with Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six Siege and glazes over the Malteser that is Clash.
There's a very believable rumour going around that Matthew Hayden wears a gimp suit and runs around town.
Matthew has been described a bit like a sexy fish. Matthew has been caught describing himself as 6,4" nonchalant retard. His hobbies consist of 'cleaning the kitchen' and doing homework.

"Matthew Hayden awfully quiet unless he know you for real" - Milo Caulfield
"God I want Matthew Hayden to bum me so bad" - Abdem McHanlon
"Matthew Hayden smells like elegant roses and bricks" - Zander Bonqui

by zandet October 17, 2024

St Matthew High School

Known for the funniest class ever in history (804). Funny popular kids. A bunch of clowns in 7/8. iPhone SE’s. THICCOLASSSSSSSS. A man who had a shit load of tik tok followers. Kids who did Washroom Wednesday. The people who go to St Matts in 2019 are having a great time at least for the 7-9.

St Matthew High School is the best school

Oh really?

Yeah

by Biggest Jester August 28, 2019

Matthew Sussanna

fat little smart ass

Dont be a Matthew Sussanna

by mehdi ouzin February 3, 2015

Matthew

A very cute guy who loves to make you laugh and can take his joke too far sometimes but he always finds a way to make someone laugh

Guy 1: Do you know who I like?
Guy 2: Who?
Guy 1: I like Matthew

by Hurricane 560 July 9, 2022

Matthew Tavarez

Beautiful human being

Person 1- his name is Matthew Tavarez
Person 2- isn’t that the guy who’s going to Standford?
Person 1- ya!

by goddamnit100 November 21, 2021

Matthew

The most amazing of people. Massively endowed in every way. Urmom will love him.

Natural enemy of Dave's. Will attack on sight. Keep your Dave's away from Matthews to avoid permanent damage.

First person: Holy hell, who is that fine ass man over there talking to Urmom?

Second person: Ohh, that's just Matthew

by Peenchy July 29, 2022