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Michael Jackson

One of the GOATs of music
Decided to add vanilla to his chocolate ass
His daddy whipped his nigger nose
Did I mention his affection for young boy's cocks?
That's pretty much it. Michael Jackson-A nigga who turned into a chocolate nigga. Who sung and danced really well. And liked boys.
by Mike Oxlong_69 February 29, 2024
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Paris Jackson

A dumb, bitchy girl who thinks she is the coolest thing that ever walked the planet yet is an untalented whore. She tries so hard to appear unique and edgy in an attempt to get more attention as if she hasn't gotten enough attention. She has no singing talent but has a record deal and makes the shittiest music known to man. She takes a million pictures of herself but claims she struggles with body image. She is one of the most anorexic models out there with a twiggy figure but claims she eats" hella burgers and fries". My ass. She has one of the most stuck up attitudes and has a nasty mouth and she wonders why everyone thinks she is a bitch. She claims she doesn't want to use her platform for shallow reasons while she's doing just that. A complete self-absorbed, hypocrite. But honestly, I feel sorry for her. She's been through a lot. Maybe she just wasn't raised right. Alright I'll stop talking shit. I'm done.
" Does Paris Jackson ever eat?"
by carebearcares#7 November 29, 2023
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johnathan jackson

he is a cute funny man named johnathan from norway
ronny: wow your so johnathan jackson
john: athan
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Michael Jacksoning

Michael Jacksoning (into one’s pants) is a verb meaning that someone has to shimmy or wiggle their way into some tight or otherwise difficult pants.
“Ugh, these pants are so tight I was Michael Jacksoning into them.”
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sally jackson

hot as fuck. mother of percy jackson. literally had poseidon simping, and gay awakenings.
demigod: oh my gods, those blue cookies made by sally jackson are amazing
percy: thank you?
by argone July 14, 2024
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Michael Jackson

by RAZORBURN20 August 9, 2024
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chris jackson

by cyborg123 August 10, 2024
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