Cleaning the Toothpaste Cap

Having imminent diarrhea that is held in by previously formed solid feces within the bowel tract. Upon pushing out the solid mass, diarrhea follows with ease.

After trying all the laxities on the market I tried some liquid magnesium and was very shortly cleaning the toothpaste cap.

by All Bets Hedged February 10, 2021

zombie cap

An object when worn makes one do stupid things.

Real Estate Agent: Would you like to but some waterfront property in Arizona?
Potential Property Buyer: Hell no! Does it look like I have a zombie cap on!?

Teacher: Can anyone tell me what two plus two equals?
Student: That would, uuh, be five?
Teacher: Wrong! Take off your zombie cap and pay attention!

by Bonified Cracker November 17, 2011

cap and a half

The word cap but taken to an extreme.

An outright lie or exaggeration.

You remembered to feed the fish? That’s a cap and a half.

Cap and a half!

by blushinginblue December 22, 2023

line of cap

Snorting a capsule powder form

I’ve just sorted a line of cap

by Zrae420 August 13, 2022

creep-cap

Creep capping is the practice of secretly screen capping someone on video chat without their knowledge. It's commonly used on video chat sites such as omegle and chat roulette. Caps are later uploaded onto social networking sites or kept in picture folders to look back on.

Roza: "OMG. He's hot. Did you creep-cap him?"

Taylor: "Yep! He was so gully. He had no clue!"

by McFiggerty Jiggins August 19, 2011

Drako Cap

Getting friend zoned at 2 am on snap chat, because you fought over the china buffet bill.

Dude she drako capped me last night.

by Big puppies December 13, 2023