Green Sandal 

Noun; A sexual act in which a man rounds up no more than 3 young boys with stump legs, gives them eye patches and a nazi bandanna, and gets a footjob from them.

Jim: How was Tijuana?

Carl: It was pretty good. I tricked a few homeless cripple kids into giving me a green sandal. I tell ya, nothing like spending the holidays in Mexico.

Green Sandal by Disdick0013 June 23, 2010

Green Womb 

Where celebrities babies wait to be born.

As Angelina Jolie sat in the green room waiting to go on the late late show with Craig Ferguson her unborn baby waited in the green womb.

Green Womb by chopswood January 9, 2011

Green Mean Drinking Machine 

Someone who drinks monster bombs

He got totally shit-housed off of those monster bombs last night. He was such a Green Mean Drinking Machine.

Green Mean Drinking Machine by Lucille Ballz January 20, 2011

Green Cereal 

This is when the nasty Blue Waffle doesn't get treated. It starts to ooze green slime with chucks of skin.

I ate Alisa out the other night, but I think she has the case of the Green Cereal

Green Cereal by MrKnowEverything April 19, 2011

green oxygen

Noun - slang term for money, green because of the color of American paper currency, and oxygen because you can't live without it. Used to describe money, especially when you really need it.

Rockstar: You know I got that green oxygen.
Kaity: How did you get that?
Rockstar: By doing work and getting paid!

green oxygen by RockstarEmcee January 18, 2012

green sprite 

a fag that pees in his sprite and has medical issues so it comes out green and fizzy.

doctor I'm sorry I just had some green sprite

green sprite by Billy Bob jokester123 November 13, 2013

GREEN OUT 

1. Feeling seedy in the head and or in the stomach from smoking weed.

Face goes green and the person feels like throwing up.

2.When your not getting stoned but you keep smoking and you just feel sick (sore muscles, seedy and drained in the head).

3.When one bong blows you out to sleep cause you haven't smoked in a while.

Usually happens when: A person can't finish a cone 'cause it hits them too hard and their oversmashed instantly. At this point it can become a whiteout.

Every party that bitch would try smokin' with us, but she would just GREEN OUT, even spewed all over my mans bed.

GREEN OUT by Brooke Legs March 24, 2017