ugly friend

A friend of the opposite sex that you are embarrassed to be seen with, in fear that people may think you are together.

"Hey Tom, why dont you grab Meghan and walk over here?"
"I can't be alone with an ugly friend, what will be people think?!"

by John Portland January 4, 2009

Face-Friend

Someone you are "friends" with on a website, such as Facebook and don't aknowledge when you see them outside the internets . You talk to eachother, make up inside jokes, and even have deep and meaningful conversations for hours online. However, you mutually don't even grant eachother a simple "Hey" when passing in real live.

"So is Anna going to be at your party this Friday? I saw your wall-to-wall and you guys seem to be pretty close these days."

"Hahah, no way. We're just face-friends. I have no desire to see her in the flesh."

by hell's bells June 27, 2007

real friend

a real friend is someone who isn’t fake, someone who puts you first, someone who doesn’t hide things from you, someone who tells you EVERYTHING, someone who has your back, and someone you can rely on.

I wish you were a real friend

by xxxecxxx March 18, 2018

Friend surge

Adding a large number of friends or followers on social media in the hours after returning home from summer camp.

After returning home from camp, Anna experienced a Friend surge, gaining 32 followers on Instagram in one afternoon.

by Beth G August 6, 2013

Friend Zone

friendzoned is basically a preemptive rejection where people get too comfortable with someone and see them as only a special conversation/sharing info partner 'a friend' and unconsciously reject the person as a sexual opportunity and would be shocked and appalled if that was brought up. Its a sickness that runs rampant in todays society and must be stopped.

The best example of this would be that of Daniel and Nicole. Man i wish he'd get out of the "Friend Zone" so sean and i could make that new movie with Aziz Ansari, Jonah Hill, Kevin Hart, Mila Kunis, and Timothy DeLaGhetto

by abeliever December 9, 2013

Gay friend

A straight man your girlfriend describes as "gay" in order to make you less suspicious.

More often this "gay friend" is one of her orbiters or one of her secret fuck buddys she can date in broad light without having to worry about you being jealous.

Veselina: Babe tonight I'm going out have dinner with my "gay friend" so I can't see you.

James: oh I see, can I come with you?

Veselina: no James, I don't feel ready to introduce you to my friends.

by Wisedude999 March 2, 2019

friend incest

Where you sleep around with your whole group of friends (regardless of their gender). Ignores bros before hoes and chicks before dicks

She hooked up with Jenna and Mitch and Jerry and Erin so basically she's committed friend incest.

by imonlydoingthisforthelikes June 12, 2018