Someone who sits behind a computer using Facebook as a platform to verbally quarrel about non-issues. The internet equivalent to people who say things like "What chu laughin' at?," " and "Say dat to ma face!"
Victim: Check out this graphic about how much bigger Africa is than most people think.
Facebook Diva: What does the size of Africa have to do with how big kids think this country is? Africa is a continent. Not a country. Let's see how many countries fit in Asia, which is over 5,000,000 sq miles larger than Africa.
Victim: ....
Facebook Diva: What does the size of Africa have to do with how big kids think this country is? Africa is a continent. Not a country. Let's see how many countries fit in Asia, which is over 5,000,000 sq miles larger than Africa.
Victim: ....
by I'mTotallyNotDave April 17, 2013
Get the Facebook Divamug. A Facebook profile that is loaded with a picture timeline of someone's changes of styles, hair or face
by SafeHavenThug February 12, 2014
Get the facebook phasemug. The act of posting status updates in an angry state of mind. Normally about how other people "annoy" or "piss me off" and is generally bothersome to other people who may read, though other people may just jump in behind them.
Person A: ARGHGGH person C makes me SSOOOOOOO ANGREHHH! blargh!!!!11!!one!!!!!1!eleven!!!
Person B: OMG I AGREEEEEEEEEEEE
Person D: Enough of the angry facebooking...
Person B: OMG I AGREEEEEEEEEEEE
Person D: Enough of the angry facebooking...
by smooth-operator December 15, 2010
Get the Angry Facebookingmug. A grudge held due to lack of communication on facebook. Often caused by not commenting someone back on a status, photo, or other facebook item.
"What's wrong with Stacy? Why hasn't she been talking to you?"
"She must be holding a facebook grudge because I didn't comment her back on the post she put on my wall the other day."
"She must be holding a facebook grudge because I didn't comment her back on the post she put on my wall the other day."
by TRexSweeney February 19, 2010
Get the Facebook Grudgemug. The point in which you are so focused on your facebook page that you loose all sense of reality and or your surroundings.
by Disco Stick 65 April 29, 2010
Get the Facebook Fogmug. the stressful moment when you open a picture on Facebook to see if a girl or guy is hot.. but the picture is blurry and still loading, leaving you unable to see the person's face clearly for a few seconds or more... can result in chronic disappointment after the expected wait time of 15 seconds (depending on internet connection)
by bloop1785 October 20, 2011
Get the FaceBook Blurmug. I got some major Facebook Rage today when I couldn't figure out how to use Facebook's new "helpful" feature
by Ruhlentheworld September 21, 2011
Get the Facebook Ragemug.