Fuck Friends February

Fuck Friends February is a time for all friends with benefit. If you have a girlfriend forget it because on February that her friend with 6 packs dey give her caterpillar style. You are free to do anything with anyone on February, me personally I’ll go meet my pastor’s wife.

John: Baby what are your plans for today
Sarah: Hmm honey I’ll be fucking Ezekiel at 9am today then fucking Destiny at 2pm then at 7pm I’ll be having a threesome with Karim and Chinedu
John: Hmm have fun baby I’ll be doing something similar. Fuck friends February is so fun

by Bello Profugho November 7, 2020

February 14th

Em's birthday

Mica: when's ur birthday em?
Em: February 14th dumdum!

by doindoinurmom April 13, 2022

february 25th

give your girlfriend your hoodie day <3

her: it’s february 25th
him:here’s my hoodie

by hdkabsosbskbs February 20, 2022

February 2

The date of when the most amazing guy in the world was born. He is very loyal, nice, sweet, caring. He's the guy you'll wanna marry. They'll be very dorky. And you love the shit outta them. Also there very pretty. And usually, dominate as fuck.

1: That guy is cute, What's his sign?
2: He's an Aquarius

1: Birthday?
2: February 2nd

by 10-20jj November 24, 2021

February 21

February is opposite day for simps

Yo simp, its February 21, go cuss at your crush

by The Urban Dictionary cc February 22, 2021

February 7

National exchange hoodies and kisses with your girlfriend day

BABE WHAT'S THE DATE?
February 7th why?
So where's my kiss and hug?? It's national exchange hoodies and kisses with your girlfriend day?? 🥰🤨❤️

by wil knows February 6, 2023

February 14th

Valentines Day, but also the day your probably gonna ask you crush out

You: Oh, it’s February 14th!
Time to ask my crush out!

*First Recess*

You: Hey crush, will you be my valentine?
crush: fuck no you ugly pervert

by mxrsh February 13, 2022