Christian hamid

The biggest bulla who’s boyfriend is Jakob he wants d in his mouth he loves to suck on big black ds because hes gay like his brother Jaden no matter what you do he will always be the biggest bulla you’ll know

Christian hamid: hi I’m the world biggest bulla

by Trini god August 16, 2024

Christianized

When a Christian gets baptized in the holy name of roberto de la santos

I was Christianized in an ocean.

by Roberto de la santos April 25, 2023

Christian

Sexiest nigga alive get all the hoes smart and with a fat mean cock

Christian is a god

by Stepbrochris November 22, 2021

Christian

Often name of criminal thieves, and sex offenders

He touched my get, he is a christian

by Gthe3e May 3, 2023

Christian Pulisic

The greatest U.S. national team player in history who has the distinction of being labeled a foreign terrorist in Mexico for destroying their little national team every single game

Are you even surprised Christian Pulisic scored yet another game-winning golazo against Pexico? It's just too common now.

by ENoscatt January 6, 2024

Christian

big
bulging
bulky
chunky
heavy
hefty
inflated
large
meaty
obese
plump
well-fed
blimp
bovine
broad
bull
butterball
distended
gross
husky
lard
roly-poly
solid
stout
swollen
beefy
brawny
burly
corpulent
dumpy
elephantine
fleshy
gargantuan
heavyset
jelly-belly
oversize
paunchy
plumpish
ponderous
porcine
portly
potbellied
pudgy
rotund
thickset
weighty
whalelike

"wow that guy is Christian as fuck"

by spunchboblover12 February 17, 2023

Fort Worth Christian

A school located in NRH, Texas full of bratty, white rich kids that will never amount to anything in their life. Everything is handed to them with no work put in. None of the students have ever seen a single day of struggle. They are more offended by gay people than actual racism. The entire football team is full of r*pists, majority of the school knows but everyone acts like it's normal. The teachers are perverted and will kick you out of the school if you don't meet their standards: complete and total discipline, conservative beliefs, and a rich background. This school produces homophobic, racist, spoiled, and "evangelical christians". Love God, love people right?

A: "Do you know that guy that drives the big *ss truck that goes to Fort Worth Christian?"
B: "Oh yeah, the r*pist?"
C: "Wait... Which one?"

by don'ttrytoreachme September 8, 2021