Call me if you want

It’s your choice but I want you to call me
I want you to want to call me

Guy 1-She said “call me if you want”
Guy 2- dude call her

by Freezehim May 27, 2022

I call horse nuts

I call horse nuts is just a proper way of saying I call Bullshit

Why did that not count, I call Horse Nuts

by Carrot577 May 14, 2021

Call Meh Batman

Best Player on Xbox Live

You: Me and Call Meh Batman scored 5 gazillion on RB2 today

Bob: Yes, because he is that awesome

by Matt Glass February 5, 2009

Call of Duty: Black Ops

The best excuse for arriving at school late, not doing your homework, why you didn't exit the house when there was a fire, and it also explains WHY THE GUY NEXT TO YOUR DESK IN CLASS IS STILL SINGLE.

Call of Duty: Black Ops is the most over-rated game in history, and it is terrible.

Example:

Army Commander: Sorry, you aren't experienced enough to join the army.
n00b: BUT I'VE BEEN SHOOTING FOR YEARS! HALO COMBAT EVOLVED, HALF LIFE 2, HALO 2, MODERN WARFARE, HALO 3, RAINBOW SIX VEGAS, DOOM, G.R.A.W AND CALL OF DUTY: BLACK OPS!
Army Commander: -_-

Teacher: Why are you late for school?
Student: I was busy in the morning playing Call of Duty: Black Ops.

Someone: You know what's the greatest thing that happened?
Sonic 06 Fangirl 1: MEPHILES!
n00b 1: CALL OF DUTY: BLACK OPS!
Sonic 06 Fangirl 2: MEPHILES!
n00b 2: CALL OF DUTY: BLACK OPS!
Sonic 06 Fangirl 1 and 2: MEPHILES!
n00b 1 and 2: CALL OF DUTY: BLACK OPS!
Someone: This is starting to become contagious -_-

by Oskarmandude1 November 20, 2010

zoom calls at 3 am

You are on a zoom call at 3 am with your best friend and your crush and you act like a crackhead and we think your crush likes you but you don't know becasue he is confusing and we been trying to figure out if he likes you for the past 4 days going on 5 and he won't tell you.

zoom calls at 3 am are the best!

by jocelyn_radcliffe April 9, 2020

Call of Duty Gun Rack

an abnormally large arsenal of weaponry complete with firearms not typically viewed as use for self defense conveniently displayed in one's house for all to see from outside the house. Thereby stating the fact that you are not to be fucked with.

Bro, have you seen your neighbor's Call of Duty Gun Rack? I would just love to see someone try an fuck with him.

by Chuck Carter October 10, 2011

pot calling the kettle black

A definition my teacher, Mr. Twichell used, to call Nick a hypocrite.

Yes, it's pretty much just calling someone a hypocrite.

Real conversation:
Nick: Shut up. You're so annoying.
Twichell: Nick, you're a pot calling the kettle black.
Me: RACIST.
Nick: What does that mean?
Twichell: No, Natalie it's not racist. Nick, it means you're a hypocrite.
Whole Class: OOOOHHHHHHH!

by YoItsNat March 1, 2017