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service animal™️

A pet whose owner claims is a service animal (ie. required because of the owner's disability and trained to perform accessibility functions), when in fact the owner is not disabled and is exploiting the leniency of local accessibility laws* to get their pet into no-pet spaces.

Usually owned by irresponsible Karens, Service Animals™️ are the bane of retail workers, other customers, and the disabled community, especially owners of actual service animals. More persistent and manipulative Karens will threaten to sue for discrimination if they are called out for the Service Animal™️'s damages, in a gambit to absolve themselves of any responsibilty for their crimes.

* As an example of this: In California, retail workers are not allowed to ask for evidence (such as legal documents) that the animal accompanying the customer is indeed a service animal; this is considered discrimination. The most that workers are allowed to do is ask the following two questions: "Is the animal required because of a disability?" and "Whatt function has the animal been trained to perform?"
Cashier: Excuse me, pets are not allowed in the store.
Karen: This is my service animal. It says so on the sign back there, "service animals excepted".
Cashier: What function is the service animal trained to perform?
Karen: She's uh, my seeing-eye animal.
Cashier: Even though you can see well enough to read that 14-point text back there, okay.

(a while later...)

Cashier: Excuse me, you and your service animal™️ are gonna have to leave, she's barking at customers and shitting on the floor.
Karen: How dare you!! That's discrimination! I want to speak to the manager!
by Raymoo May 12, 2020
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Party Animal

No explanation needed party animal=sue
by Fjar October 22, 2019
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Anime

A very crappy set of series on Netflix and other streaming services that belongs in the fucking trash. Go suck my dick anime.
P1: "Anime is the most shitty thing I've ever seen on earth."
P2: "Well I like it. UwU"
P1: "Fucking simp"
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anime

anime=food
by Carcatch January 10, 2022
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animal farm

An anti-totalitarian or anti-communism book written by a socialist, George Orwell.
Kid 1: Damn I hate socialism even more after Animal Farm!
Kid 2: Good to understand its flaws, but its author is a socialist and its more of anti-totalitarianism than anti-socialist or anti-communism.
by DaPaulLo November 21, 2017
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Great animal orgy of 96

When a lot of animals came together and had the nasty. 96 backwards is 69 and that’s a sex position lol
He told me about the great animal orgy of 96 and it was bewildered
by Lil Rat March 17, 2020
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anime jock

An anime jock is an anime fan who does the following. They hate on weak main characters and talk down on them. You can see them in the comment section on an anime page. they say things like, "the MC is a wuss" "I hate the MC he is so weak." They just expect every main characters to man up and be strong and some would take the worse route expecting the MC to man up and be strong from the get go and shame them otherwise. An anime jock could also be a subtitle nazi shunning on people who honestly prefer dubs. they're like the anime fan's equivalent of the so called "cool" kids we hear about in school.
why do i have the funny feeling that these "Shinji is a wussy and blah blah blah weak MC" comments might have been made by a bunch of anime jocks?
by WPBhillbilly May 13, 2018
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