Clown's Flower

Analogy of female ejaculation.

I went down on her like a parched Spaniel when she squirted in my face like a clown's flower.

by Chilly Beef September 9, 2019

Clown

Someone who is so committed and loyal to another, however they don't even give them a second thought. Someone who you like and admire, but doesn't show or want to show that energy back.

"Dude Sophia is so pretty omg"
"Yea dude I'm glad yall started dating. You used to be a clown"

by FormerClown69420 February 11, 2020

Clown

Absolute fucking jester

Thinks everything is funny

A complete joke
Someone who is a fool before they are a person

Steven- oh hi long time no se--
Patrick- you fucking clown

by Leftelbow February 4, 2020

Upside Down Circus Clown

The opposite of the Topsy Turvy Spermy Wormy, wherein a fertile male performs a handstand and proceeds to masturbate to completion, releasing his ejaculate into a wastepaper basket situated on the floor below him.

Forget about Jacob, I heard that Gregory prefers the Upside Down Circus Clown. Show off

by shartacus October 7, 2022

Clown Cannon

The action of putting whipped cream on a girl's vagina during her menstrual cycle, then ejaculating inside of her as she sneezes.

Dave: Hey, you trying to go back to my place and give me a Clown Cannon?

Emily: Just get the whipped cream ready before I get there.

by LichenLichen April 28, 2024

Clowning

The entire principle of One Direction fandom.

„One Direction updated a playlist 4 days ago“
„Ah shit. We're clowning agaain“

by metronomeinmyroom March 22, 2021

Clown

1. A person who talks a good game, but never comes through.

2. Someone who puts on a show or performance to convince you he’s something he isn’t.

3. A fake person fronting to convince you of something usually about himself.

This motherfucker said he’s pulling in 400,000 a year, but he drives a Pontiac. What a clown.

by Sevysixty October 11, 2019