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Zoom me

Taking the place of "call me", "text me", "email me", etc.
I guess you'll need to Zoom me, because this is life now. I hate this life so much.
by zwiebelkatze April 16, 2020
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Zoom Bag

1) A person who uses Zoom meetings to escape their usual duties around the house, trying to cover for their general laziness by claiming fake Zoom meetings (aka' Douche Bag' before the Covid days)
2) Taking a picture of your hairy nuts, and than Zoom-bombing a room with it, setting that picture as your background and covering your webcam. The picture of your nuts is the 'Zoom Bag'. Similar to tea bagging, just in the virtual realm.
1) Honey, I can't leave my basement office bunker now, you'll have to feed our toddler and give him a bath. I know it's unusual, but I have a work Zoom from 6pm-9pm today. It sucks, I know. Please try to understand... (while I take a nice nap on the basement couch). ZOOM BAG!
2) Hi everyone, here's my nuts in Zoom. How y'all like that? Eat that Zoom Bag!
by drunk dude 69 May 15, 2020
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multi-zooming

the practice of accomplishing household tasks, working in other tabs, or engaging in unrelated communication during a Zoom meeting
I think I'll do some multi-zooming and get all my laundry folded during my 9:00 meeting.
by Jill Bystrom December 11, 2020
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Zoom cut

Classic lock down cut performed on oneself maintain a vague image of professionalism. Only angle given consideration is front on/webcam/selfie. Best described as 'Business up front, don't give a f*ck about the back'. The haircut equivalent of wearing a suit, tie and 5 day old underpants at your desk. AKA Poor man's mullet.
'Hey man looking schmick this morn! Zoom cut and wax dude! You think the front looks average, the back looks like Billy Ray Cyrus's after losing a wrestling match in a hayfield.
by Axeman222 February 23, 2021
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Zoom effect

When you see your friends/family/classmates/partner online through Zoom or another video call platform frequently, but still feel as though you miss them dearly because you haven't been in person with them. They also probably live across town it down the street.
I really miss my best friend, but I see her in our online class everyday. I must be experiencing the Zoom effect.
by Insert creative title April 22, 2020
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Zoom Baby

A term of endearment describing a spanking new member of Alcoholics Anonymous, usually a millennial, whose sobriety has been achieved entirely in virtual reality, mostly on the Zoom platform.
We are happy to present 30 day chips to a couple of recent Zoom Baby members.
by FireMaidn May 28, 2021
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Zoom ‘stume

An outfit that’s business on top and comfort on the bottom suitable for Zoom meetings from home; the mullet of ensembles.
I’m all ready for working from home today—got my Zoom ‘stume on.
by Beeba Duchess December 14, 2020
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