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your mum is gay

If someone says this to you just accept your fate as this insult automatically destroys the person who it is targeted at
A: Your mums sucks dick
B: Your mum is gay
A: *cries*
by hentai is weeb shit September 19, 2017
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Your mum geiy

It means go shoot yourself you noob
Hey mate how is it going with life?

Your mum geiy.
by Anthoon21 June 9, 2018
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your mum's pitted clam

Your mum's pitted clam (YMPC). Can be used as a comeback to any call
- You suck
- Your mum's pitted clam!

-Hey how's it going?
-Your mum's pitted clam!
by crazygrape September 9, 2008
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Your mum's face

A term spawned from two previously immature and overused insults 'your mum' and 'your face'. Although these two retorts were originally used by the illiterate and mono-sylavic lesser-beings of british culture the combining of the two has only recently been adopted by somewhat higher brow citizens.

Although used gramatically in much the same fashion as both its parent phrases the use of 'Your mum's face' is generally accepted to be a satirical take on modern chav culture.
"Man this seat is comfy"
"your mum's face is comfy"

"Don't you think this ice cream is delicious"
"Your mum's face was delicious last night"
by Matt 'Verix' December 27, 2008
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your mum's baps

adj. "your mum's baps" signifies a thing or a situation that is generally very good (in essence like your best mate's MILF-of a-mum who, despite being twice your age, has the most luscious breasts in the village).
God I love this tune, it's definitely your mum's baps.
by Potassium Dave September 7, 2009
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Your mum's watching!

A phrase used to put pressure on the person who is about to focus or carry out an important action, in 90% of cases resulting in the person performing an epic fail.

The term is so useful as there is not a single person on the planet that will not get intimidated by a mother's look of disapproval and even a thought about your mother watching you fail makes you nervous as hell, so you will almost certainly cock up whatever important thing you are doing.
Jack: *tries to take a penalty shot*
Troll: Your mum's watching!
Jack: *feels nervous and pressurised, then realises that mum is not really watching* Fuck Yeah.

*still misses penalty*
Troll: LOOOL
by no_this_guy March 3, 2011
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Your mum in a wetsuit

Like the insult yo mamma but much more funnier. Leaving people gobsmacked
Person: what you been up to today

Friend: your mum in a wetsuit

Every dabs continuously
by Jrbob1 December 9, 2016
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