Many males believe women are for one thing: Something to make their penises hard. Other males may think women have a few more than this one commonly perceived use. Such as cooking, cleaning, laundry, etc.
But these people who believe these are the sole reasons women were put on the Earth should be shot in the face.
But these people who believe these are the sole reasons women were put on the Earth should be shot in the face.
Guy 1: My penis gets hard whenever I look at a Woman.
Guy 2: Yeah, mine too.
Girl 1: Shame on you! Pervert!
Guy 2: Wtf why are you out of the kitchen?
Guy 2: Yeah, mine too.
Girl 1: Shame on you! Pervert!
Guy 2: Wtf why are you out of the kitchen?
by Somewhiteguy1994 April 25, 2009
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Negative Penis = woman, so (woman * woman) = man
There is 1 woman in a woman, so Woman = man
Literally everyone: this conversation is so high IQ its hurting my head
Negative Penis = woman, so (woman * woman) = man
There is 1 woman in a woman, so Woman = man
Literally everyone: this conversation is so high IQ its hurting my head
by IHateMice March 15, 2020
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Something that you don't have lol
I also don't have one, please if you're reading this and you're a straight/bisexual woman, I desperately need your help I beg of you
I also don't have one, please if you're reading this and you're a straight/bisexual woman, I desperately need your help I beg of you
Steve:Hey guys, look at this loser! He doesn't have a woman!
Jim:SHUT THE FUCK UP STEVE YOU DON'T HAVE ONE EITHER YOU CUCKHOLD!
Jim:SHUT THE FUCK UP STEVE YOU DON'T HAVE ONE EITHER YOU CUCKHOLD!
by Shigekiyo Yangu September 18, 2020
Get the Woman mug.A guy who is charming , has the looks , the flirts , that makes someone think they're in love with them while also making them fall in love back . Basically a really hot guy that makes u in love and tempted to smash while having 20+ more people on the side.
" Dude , did u hear what Erick did ?"-M " no"-S" he made Sara fall in love with him but friend zoned her '' -M ''omg did u tell her about his side hoes or anything ?" -S "yea"-M "what did u tell him?"-S "I told him he was hella cute and confessed my love that I've had for him" -M "OMFG he's a womanizer " -S "ooops...."-M
by beingsinglesucks June 19, 2017
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A man with the mind of a 17 year old. Who tells you he loves you and that you mean so much to him, and yada yada yada. While in a relationship with someone else. Mean while convincing you that they are unhappy in that other relationship...who is a complete piece of shit and has no emotions at all but pretends like he does. A legit piece of SHIT!
Bob; "I love sally"
Sally; "I love you too"
Bob;" I love you Sarah"
Sarah: "I love you to I am so glad we are back together for the 6,000,000 time after you have cheated on me"
BOB is such a WOMANIZER!
Only a retard would really stay with bob.
Sally; "I love you too"
Bob;" I love you Sarah"
Sarah: "I love you to I am so glad we are back together for the 6,000,000 time after you have cheated on me"
BOB is such a WOMANIZER!
Only a retard would really stay with bob.
by birdhouse908887655 January 14, 2011
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