Winter’s anus

The dark hole of winter between Jan 2nd and March 1st where no light shines and everything looks like shit.

I’m ready for Spring and beers outside, I’ve been stuck in winter’s anus for too long!

by Bmckeat April 19, 2021

winter wind

A solo piano piece written by Frédéric Chopin. It is also known as Etude Opus 25 No. 11, and infamous for it's fast and complex patterns of notes.

Wow, that 11 year old can play Winter Wind!
Nah, he's just asian.

by chopinyourdickoff June 8, 2016

hard-wintering

Derbyshire term which applies to conversation, typically between farmers in the local pub, in which they recount the hardships faced in their profession over the years, often profusely laced with hyperbole.

"That's nowt! I remember back int' '62 when we was working in snow up t' necks digging aht sheep non-stop fer a week. Now that were a winter that were!"

"Ah' quit with yer hard-wintering and get yer round in"

by drbollocks May 22, 2009

Swagglear Winter

After effect of dropping a Nuclear Swagg Bomb. Complete and total swag devastation. i.e. Winning WSWII. Swagnazi's Bowdown!

When haters in the club be hatin. I get my guns up. Throwdown a Swagglear Winter on them shits!

by Farley Buckets October 26, 2011

ivo in winter

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm seemse very computer wold bee dragon paper ruby ball golden spin infected adolescence rain water flood mechanism male luigi senior nugget knight tree

a way of insulting
bob: i hate you
cheeseman: says you, ivo in winter

by cheesetaxer 7375 June 26, 2023

hg winter

Hot girl winter. Being a hoe over winter to a) miss peak sti transmission period, b) save on heating costs, c) be discreet cos everyone thinks you’re just staying in when you’re really getting your back blown out, and d) maximise your vitamin D intake when the days are shorter

Autumn is over, hg winter is here

by SuperHG November 22, 2022

Winter Scrote

The growing of hair on the scrotum following a period of baldness (possibly following a back, crack and sack wax) so your balls stay nice and snuggly warm.

Christ, it's getting cold out. I may have to start wearing my winter scrote.

by Taffysteve August 20, 2008