Stockholm Syndrome

Stockholm syndrome is when you are kidnapped and are able to befriend/fall in love with your kidnapper.

Why are you even looking this up?
"I fell in love with a guy who kidnapped me because I have Stockholm Syndrome."
by MusicLovingRaccoon January 03, 2019
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first syndrome

When a person (usually girls) stay with the first person they ever fell in love with, despite the other person treating them like crap. The more first times they had with the person, the worse the condition is likely to be. eg. If he was her first kiss, first time & first boyfriend etc...
Mika: Why is Sarah still with Jake? He cheats on her all the time, and she knows it.
Shirl: Yeah....she's got first syndrome pretty bad
by meeeeeegggggg April 28, 2007
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belt syndrome

The stomach cramping feeling you get when you wear your belt too tight. Can also be caused by your seatbelt in your vehicle if it goes into that annoying locking mode.
Damn Claude, while I was driving here, I got an extreme case of belt syndrome. Was not nice.
by Limblessless January 03, 2008
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Helsinki Syndrome

A mental condition where the afflicted person is unable to distinguish between the countries of Sweden and Finland, despite the two being distinct from each other. This condition is usually a symptom of a lack of general geographic awareness.

This condition usually manifests itself when the sufferer attempts to convey the concept of Stockholm syndrome to others.
From the news channel in Die Hard:
Gail Wallens: Dr. Hasseldorf, what can we expect in the next few hours?
Dr. Hasseldorf: Well, Gail, by this time the hostages should be going through the early stages of the Helsinki Syndrome.
Harvey Johnson: As in Helsinki, Sweden.
Dr. Hasseldorf: Finland.

From Top Gear:
Richard Hammond: I finally understand what they mean by that, is it Helsinki syndrome, when people are being kidnapped, when they're released, miss their kidnappers.
by r3loaded August 11, 2011
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amogus syndrome

The association of basic shapes and patterns with complex real-world objects.
The definition originates from the "amogus" trend, which came from the 6th circle of hell.
"Hey those headphones sure look like the among us character"
"What? You must have amogus syndrome or something."
by the mississippi madman March 14, 2021
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Stitch Syndrome

The feeling of being completely swallowed by love and adortion for another person, but due to distance from them, the feeling creates a numbing heartache and aching longing.
Dawg, this Lilo girl gave me stitch syndrome last night, i never felt so alone and in love.
by sleepyred March 28, 2022
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Spurlock Syndrome

(n) The act of making an astronomical living by stating the painfully obvious.
Victim of SS: Eating McDonald's food for an extended period will make you fat.

General moviegoing public: Please take several million of our personal dollars.
by Roach likes you July 29, 2005
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