wheelchaired

when a small girl, usually shorter than 5'4, gets demolished by a huge guy (usually black), upwards of 6 feet. Their sex results in the smaller girl being bound to a wheelchair for the rest of her life.

"Yo Meg just got demolished by that black football player"

"Yeah bro he totally Wheelchaired her!"

by nochillsavage January 15, 2015

Wheels

Someone who accidentally dials 911 while trying to dial outbound after the office phone system was updated to no longer need to dial 9. Wheels will proceed to hang up on the 911 operator and ignore them calling back thinking it will fix the situation.

I heard Wheels had an interesting meeting yesterday.

by Gabby89 January 22, 2020

nigger wheels

Derogatory term used mainly by rednecks and good old boys to refer to pretty much any type of chrome rims, including spinnaz.

"Man, Earl I tell ya' dem der nigger wheels show er' perdy"

by Jiteriku July 19, 2006

wheelchair foot stairs

Another form of rock paper scissors, wheelchair beats foot, foot beats stairs, stairs beat wheelchair.

wheelchair foot stairs is 1337 rock paper scissors

by Atlec April 8, 2006

The Wheelchair

A talking wheelchair who's after Eh Steve and is voiced by Bubs.

I'm gonna get you Eh Steve if it's the last thing I dooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!

by Stiffy May 1, 2004

peeing on the wheels of progress

Someone who is procrastinating or generally being inefficient in some effort.

Man, hurry up; we were supposed to be there a half hour ago. You're peeing on the wheels of progress.

by Steve Cox February 16, 2008

wheels on the bus

The sexual maneuver in which the handle of a pot-lid is inserted into the anus of one partner while the other partner "drives" the pot-lid as if he/she were the steering wheel of a bus.

I've been waiting for wheels on the bus all day!

by MikeyCons November 8, 2010