Human Hamster Wheel

A Human Hamster Wheel is any exercise device used by humans that simulates a strenuous activity. The human mounts the device and peddles, strides, rows or pumps their way to nowhere like a hamster on a wheel. The stair-master is the most obvious example of a human hamster wheel. Exercise bikes, rowing machines and abdominal rollers are also good examples. Humans all over the planet can be seen in 24 hour gyms, at ungodly hours of the night, sweating away on their human hamster wheels, as if in a trance.

"I just got a stair-master 3000. I'm gonna get pumped up!" "Oh, you got yourself a human hamster wheel."

"I left the club at 2:30 am and walked past a 24 hour gym. There were at least 20 people on human hamster wheels."

by iceman 69 January 10, 2010

roger wehbe

stud muffin

a awesome person

by nostradamus-mabus April 1, 2004

Wheel of Fortune Text Message

A text message that is missing vital letters that complete the message and help make sense of it.

These messages are usually composed by people that strive to save money by using as little characters possible in a text message, thus altering the message to make it relate to that of an uncompleted word puzzle from Wheel of Fortune.

Text Messenger #1: "hlo, wts up... u cmn ovr frdy?"

Text Messenger #2: "lol, nice Wheel of Fortune Text Message"

by bigmike504 and noxi3 January 10, 2008

Wheel barrel

It's WHEELBARROW, you illiterate shmucks.

Wrong: I was totally wheel barreling that chick, dude. High five.

Right: I was totally wheelbarrowing that chick, dude. High five.

by happywaffle September 19, 2009

steel wheel

In hi/lo split poker games such as Omaha Hi/Lo or Stud Hi/Lo, a hand consisting of the ace, two, three, four, and five of the same suit. It is simultaneously the best possible low hand (5-4-3-2-A) and a very strong high hand (straight flush), and will therefore almost always win at least 3/4 of the pot. Wheel refers to any 5 high straight, the flush is what makes it a "steel" wheel.

Last time I got quads playing Omaha on Pokerstars, someone had a steel wheel and he ended up scooping the pot.

by dave090906 September 12, 2006

Wheelchairing

verb- the act of using a wheelchair to bullshit your way into grand national finals

Union is a band that used wheelchairing to get themselves into GNF.

by GWAA AVON WILL EAT YOU May 10, 2011

Mississippi Wheelbarrow

Your partner stands on his/her hands, and you grab his/her ankles facing backwards. Then you proceed to deficate inside of your partner's anal cavity, and walk them around on their hands.

Greg, "Hey cindy, how bout a mississippi wheelbarrow?!"

Cindy, "Sure i love $h!t in my @$$!"

by The HandyMan March 18, 2009