went jello

to go completely limp while in a moving vehicle and letting the movement of the vehicle control which direction you sway

Ben was enjoying his afternoon when he unexpectedly went jello while stopping at a red light in his car.

by Collin Crawford December 20, 2008

Went left

The opposite of "it went right"; Circumstances were undesirable.

"My wife left me, I got fired from my job, and my cat got ran over. My life really went left"

by ajjjjjjjjjjb July 24, 2024

records went platinum

When your brakes are well past their life and you’ve been grinding deep grooves into your rotors

“Yeah man, I’ve hearing some intense grinding for the past couple months whenever I press on the brake. Why is that?”
“Oh those records went platinum for sure.”

by Bangswell October 23, 2023

Bambo went Rambo

That day when a crazy Karen names Gingy Pubes got triggered and threw all the bags around and broke a phone.

Dude 1: Did you hear what happened at lunch
Dude 2: yeah I heard Bambo went crazy
Dude 1: yeah, Bambo went Rambo

by RPhill02 February 22, 2020

Dad went for milk

When a dad breaks up with his family and leaves his partner, he'll say that he's going to the store to buy milk or cigarettes, but then they'll never come back.

Obviously Visho never talks about his dad. His Dad went for milk and never returned

by DalitLomdi February 4, 2023

That Text Went to Mom

Exactly what it sounds like: You're sending a message (usually a NSFW message to your girlfriend/boyfriend) and you realize that you should look before you send - Because that just went to someone whom you REALLY don't want to see it, usually your mother.

Hey babe, my parents aren't home. Let's do it tonight ;)

*5 seconds later*

"OH, SHIT! THAT TEXT WENT TO MOM!"

"You're grounded, young man!"

by Ubeenbamboozledson July 14, 2020

Went all Lycan

To abuse and stalk a woman pathetically.

Teddy went all Lycan on that woman today. Totally creepy.

by Goblin13 April 19, 2013