weed

The thing that solves all problems and arguments.

"Dude wtf whyd you do my mom imma kill your ass!"
"Relax dude you get greens next time."
"Sweet man i love you."

weed

by d-o-doubleg August 20, 2009

Weed

A small town in Northern California.

"Weed is just 10 minutes north of Mount Shasta."

"Hey, do you go to College of the Siskiyous in Weed?"
"You mean Weed University?"

by muzicchick13 June 20, 2007

Weed

The meaning of life. Higher is always better. Stoned is the best! But remember to not over do it! because you might tripp out if you take more than 12 hits and drink vodka! otherwise its Gods gift to people!

ed: Hey dude im so fuckin drunk right now!
adam: wow man that's not cool!
ed: why dude?
adam: Weed is so much better! Why drink and drive, when you can smoke and fly!?
ed: nice!
adam: WORD!

by icetea! November 02, 2009

weed

many wonderful things from above.

smoke weed to get a mind altering experience and the consequences will be bleek. where ever weed came from; the good lord made sure it wasn't a mistake, no one really smokes weed, IT SMOKES YOU, and you know what feels good when you brush your teeth? your weed. so just eat it.

by doggod March 04, 2008

weed

Weed is a name for unwanted and nasty looking plants growing on your lawn, ruining it.

I'm gonna go mow the lawn, that weed is everywhere.

by stargayzer March 31, 2005

Weed

God's beautiful creation. Makes any stressed out, uptight person feel awwwsome! Pretty much the dankest thing on Earth.

Mannn: Hey mann, let's go smoke some weed..

Dude: Weed? No, mannn. Let's go drop some acid and snort a line of coke!

Mannn: I don't do drugs man.

by bahaha. rk June 22, 2009

weeds

marajuana. A friend from Taiwan had trouble with plural/singular of the word. Realistically, he is right. You walk through "weeds" not "weed" so plural seems proper.

Let's smoke some weeds.

by simmagus August 30, 2006