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Wedding Drink

When two or more people airlock their arms make direct eye contact and sip of beverage in unison, as a newly married couple may do at their wedding.
Jeff Kurt, America’s Sweetheart, invented the wedding drink.
by Jeff Kurt October 12, 2021
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Monkeys wedding

Some wack phrase that South Africans use when its raining but sunny that the same time
Person 1: Yo dude it's a monkeys wedding

Person 2: bru that's so jas
by Nan (sapling) July 3, 2022
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ambush wedding

A "Trojan" or "Ambush Wedding" is a surprise wedding thrown by the bride and groom on their unexpected guests. Often disguised as an invite to a casual event, or after having a simple get-together; the couple shocks the whole host with a wedding on the spot. It is a new alternative to an elopement.
The Mr and I had an ambush wedding last year! Literally the week before the one on "Girls." We invited everyone for a clambake at our new house, and before lunch was served I went inside, changed into a dress, and came out saying, "We're going to get married! Right now!" The best part was when my husband asked his nephew to be his best man. It took our nephew a few seconds to understand that the Mr meant right then. I thought it was super—we had a gorgeous cake and flowers hidden in the house to bring out for the celebration. It was low stress and fun
by naenay September 24, 2014
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Drive by wedding

When a random ordained minister marries two unsuspecting intoxicated people at a bar and flees
I have to file for divorce because I've been a victim of another drive by wedding. I should stop going to the bar.
by Zynonn January 9, 2022
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wed-betting

Wagering on how long a newly-hitched couple is gonna stay married. Besides potentially being a significant drain on your financial resources, this unhealthy gambling practice can also reduce bladder-control while you're asleep.
Marriage is a very uncertain thing, so one would have no guarantee of coming out ahead with wed-betting. If it is difficult to resist the temptation just on its own, however, perhaps the prospect of having smelly dampened sheets and blankets could be emporium of a "supplementary" deterrent to prevent you from caving.
by QuacksO January 6, 2020
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wedding pace

A pace at which one drinks much slower then when they would go out with friends, but still gets really drunk after drinking so many drinks with lengthy time gaps between each drink. Primarily origins derived from when one goes to a wedding which will last several long hours with many of those hours involving alcohol (did I mention FREE alcohol and OPEN BAR).
Mike - Hey dude what happened to your cousin Fertig the other day?

Zane - Man we were pregaming and were gonna come meet up with you and Austin to go to that party, but he got way too drunk and passed out after drinking as much as he could in an hour.

Mike - Thats too bad you missed out on a hell of a party there were girls making out, a midget dressed up as a leprechaun, and a dog almost started the house on fire!!

Zane - WHAT?!! Fertig should have used the wedding pace technique *sigh*.
by mikethegreat26 March 7, 2013
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Wedding Vindaloop

When one is caught in a continuous circle of time regarding a wedding that has yet to happen for many years.
Bridezilla has been talking about her wedding to be for years on end. She is caught in a Wedding Vindaloop
by PastorMan August 5, 2021
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