Buttering The Vegetable

When you ejaculate on a person in a vegetative state. Then, smear it on that person like butter.

You think you got lucky, i was buttering the vegetable last night.

by w0wzzerrs April 17, 2020

vegetable preprocessor

Cow

I'm a second stage vegetarian. That means I don't eat vegetables and I don't eat anything that eats meat. I eat the fruits of vegetable preprocessor organisms, e.g. steak.

by mlwmohawk January 17, 2014

Vegetable Frisbee

An inside joke between Joe, Josh and Ethan.

"Vegetable Frisbee" *Laughing*

by The King of the World of Frisb June 4, 2016

to vegetable someone

To inflict enough mental or physical damage on someone to leave them crippled / retarded for life.

to vegetable someone
A: The guy was gonna tell on me so I vegetabled him.
B: Cool, did you torture him?

A: The guy that got hit by train last week didn't die, but he is pretty vegetabled.

by PacifistTrey June 25, 2016

Chill like a vegetable

To sit there and do nothing. To be lazy, chill and relax.

I am going to get a blanket, sit on the couch and chill like a vegetable

by Beckman5_01 February 7, 2024

space vegetable

one of the biggest minds of the 21st. century, used to star in music videos such as Satisfaction- by benny

benassy .

"oh that space vegetable was delicious for my brain"
"whats cookin? science"

by CatFishTeGreat April 13, 2017

Vagina Vegetables

Another term for children. You plant a seed, grow them for 9 months, Fred them, water them, and they grow just like a vegetable!

$30 on Goldfish crackers?! These damn vagina vegetables be eatin me outta house and home!

by NerfHerderWords September 24, 2020