Vegetable

This is a very unknown gaming term, for only the brightest gamers use it. Unlike noob used by a retard, vegetables are players whom are weak and useless to the team. Vegetables can be used in solo games though, but it is more commonly used when describing a trashy teammate.

"Is camping all you can do you pathetic vegetable?"

"I mopped the floor with a group of vegetables in Call of duty"

by Real Anime Ni🅱🅱a June 13, 2018

Moist Vegetable

What your mate is when they want to do something other than what the boys are doing - usually girlfriend related or boring af.

Synonyms: schweff, wet lettuce, pussy whipped

Antonyms: MVP, top boy

Person 1 - "You keen for some Fifa and a bev?"
Person 2 - "insert shift excuse"
Person 1 - "Absolute moist vegetable mate"

by schweffganistan December 15, 2016

vegetable bin

A care home or place where demented old people are put to end their days.

My mother was making no sense and she became a danger to herself. We had to put her into a vegetable bin, where she eventually died.

by Sennockian2 December 17, 2021

Vegetable

CaseOh's worst fear

Chat:*shows CaseOh a vegetable*
CaseOh: AAAAAAAA

by MorningTeddyBear June 17, 2024

Vegetable eater

A dumb ass that wants to be healthy because they can’t handle the SWEETNESS OF CANDY

Holy shit I think that retard is a vegetable eater

by Tammy lov candyyyy January 9, 2021

Vagina Vegetables

Another term for children. You plant a seed, grow them for 9 months, Fred them, water them, and they grow just like a vegetable!

$30 on Goldfish crackers?! These damn vagina vegetables be eatin me outta house and home!

by NerfHerderWords September 24, 2020

Vegetables

Harry Styles eats these thing for various benifits.

Interviewer (about hair): It grows back really fast, is there a product you are using?
Harry: (confused smiley "its kinda obvious " face) : vegetables.

by notFancyveryNancy June 12, 2021