Business vibrator

When a colleague is so far shoved up another female colleagues ass, the only thing you can see is the wiggle of his feet and part of his tie.

Tony: James is such a business vibrator, he's always up Stacy's ass.

Michelle: I know and all we can see is his tie this time...no feet.

Tony: He must be really in there good.

by That1GirlPotBrain May 13, 2016

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Phantom vibration

When you feel a vibration in your pants pocket, howevever you don't have your phone in the pocket.

Hey man! My phone just vibrated. I probably got a text from my girlfriend.

Oh snap. It was just a phantom vibration. I totally forgot my phone is charging in my bedroom.

by EricMLP June 11, 2016

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vibrator

something a dumb horny bitch uses to cum.

i like vibrators

by i love hailey April 29, 2023

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Elder Vibrator

When grandma gets a bit too bored in the nursing home

"Grandma, I got you a new present! It's the new elder vibrator!"

by Spooky Apple May 11, 2023

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When charlie is chilling in your room, and you get distracted by his phone vibrating constantly, you are unable to study properly for your finals. Typically resolved by grabbing his vibrator, and chucking it outside of your room. Also beneficial to kick charlie out of your apartment.

You: Charlie do not use your vibrator in my room, it is preventing me from studying!
Charlie: the stimulation from my vibrator helps me study much more effectively though!!
You: That's it charlie, *chuck his vibrator outside the door* now your Charlie's vibrator is broken
Charlie: ok i will leave now

by NelsonWhat December 6, 2023

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