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Tool Smoocher

One who sucks dick with aplomb. Generally reserved for men who are behaving like bitches.
Man....if that guy climbs any farther up the bosses ass he's gonna get lost, He's such a fuckin tool smoocher.
by rooster14 August 19, 2008
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Toolidity

often omitted in elementary and high school science courses because of its controversial origins, toolidity is a unit of measurement that, through the systematic application of a toolometer, accurately reflects to what degree a particular human being is a tool. Measured in degrees of T (°T), most individuals inherit a relatively safe and healthy range of toolidity – anywhere between 0-10°T. It is impossible to register less than 0 °T. While it is very common for people, especially teenagers, to vacillate drastically on the toolidity scale, only when one consistently has a toolidity of 37.8°T should he or she be considered to “live in a toolbox.” On such rare occasions, tools should seek counsel with qualified toolologists. The most impressive example of toolidity on record is 120.42°T, but toolologists have postulated that there is, indeed, no end to the level of toolidity.
"Father, Father," cried Jonny, "my lab partner from Biology class, Tom, told me about this cool new thing called a Snuggie...can I get one?" Satirically, the father replied, "God, no! Have you any idea the effect that would have on this household's toolidity?"
by Doc Mullady March 30, 2009
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Tool

1: Someone who is used for another's purpose
2:A cocky asshole who doesn't realize how much of a dick he/she is. Tools tend to over gel their hair (it looks like they just snapped into a slim jim), where overly tight polo shirts/oxfords, and over-tan until they are as orange as an oompa loompa. The males of the tool species also tend to go to the gym just so they can talk about going to the gym. The opposite of a tool is a douche bag.
1: Tsk, tsk, it looks like becky found a new tool for herself.
2: holy shit! that oompa loompa musta just snapped into a slim jim! oh wait, its just one of those tools from the jersey shore.
by Son of Stone February 24, 2010
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tool party

A "get together" consisting of overdressed, douche baggy males also known as tools.
Josh is ironing his shirt at 10PM on a Friday night, he must be going to a tool party tonight.
by MadTownC15 March 21, 2010
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Tool donkey

A complete social degenerate. A fool who is completely oblivious that he is a total schmuck. A blabber mouth with nothing worthwhile to say who talk too much.
I know of this total tool donkey whose name I can not say because we all know who this person is. Tool donkeys get under your skin at an alarmingly fast pace.
by Scott Mc Daniels August 13, 2011
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blue-tool

One who wears a blue-tooth ear piece at all times, even when they're not using a phone or it is inappropriate to use a phone, (i.e. movies, restaurant, car) simply to have the appearance of being sophisticated and trendy.
Dude, that guy over there is a total blue-tool, just look at his ear piece.
by Jack Gagnon June 9, 2007
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Female Tool

tool

1. A woman with a hugely over-inflated ego who does everything for attention

2. A woman whose ego far exceeds her talent, intelligence, or likeability and is clueless of the fact

3. My man's ex-girlfriend
"For 35 years old she sure posts a lot of selfies..."
"Yeah, that's because she is a female tool."
by SarcasticScarlet June 9, 2018
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