twisted boner

An boner caused from twisted disturbed thoughts usually while on drugs
My wife and I were fighting all of the sudden I popped a twisted boner
by funsize1481 May 28, 2015
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Twisted Skunk

A jumped up punky little fellow with plenty of attitude. Saying this TS would claim to be one of the timid and friendly kind with enough love to spread on everyones bread.
by somedamnpunk February 15, 2011
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Twisted Tea'd

The act of getting WRECKED by a can of Twisted Tea whilst spewing racist comments.
by phteeeven December 30, 2020
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plop twist

when you go to take a number one and end up shitting instead; a wild ass ride.
Man I had a plop twist last night, I'm shook.
by wonderfulThingBoutPickle December 23, 2016
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The Berlin Twist

The act of putting your index finger upon your helmet, rolling the foreskin over your finger, twisting your finger around (thus acquiring as much cheese as possible) and then placing said finger beneath the nostrils of the nearest bystander, preferably in an unshowered situation.
After leaving the gym my first decision was to give Scott 'The Berlin Twist'.

Adam gave me a pretty heinous Berlin Twist
by ScrapInTown July 11, 2014
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twisted wheel

An oldham band mixing up 70s punk with mancunian swagger, "a smear of Oasis, a bite out of the Buzzcocks, and a dollop of Jam"
They are working hard to combat the scenester bands and the wanky art pop movement and replace it with real, honest music.
Person A: "Are you buying tickets for Joe Lean And The Jing Jang Jong?"
Person B: "Fuck that im going watching Twisted Wheel for some real music"
by whycantitouchit April 29, 2009
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Glazed Twist

When you Jerk off the night before, then wake up in the morning with dried semen on your dick.
Bob sounded like he was having fun last night, maybe to much. He woke up the next morning with a coffee and a glazed twist.
by beach_greaser December 23, 2021
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