Ted Turner

A television remote control. Sometimes simply shortened to "ted."

Pass me the Ted Turner, baby. The game's on!

by lazlo silverman August 4, 2005

Ted Turner

An ultra left wing media mogul who enjoys humping dogs.

Oh shit! Ted Turner's in town! Hide Muffy! - Strong Bad

by Your Head Asplode Volume 3 presented by the Umbrella Corporation March 6, 2005

Tina Turner

To give a blowjob, while you are defecating:to get a blowjob,while they are defecating.

"I just got a Tina Turner from your mom,She had tacos today."

by L A.:A.:L January 30, 2014

Julie Turner

Julie Turner defines as a young, experienced philosopher who may eat their own victims at their own pleasure, using aggressive, mlg, communist slurs to such person's children and excessive neo-nazi attractions at the headquarters of Derby.

Often shortened to julieh.

Harvey: Woah did you just see that woman, damn, I'd bring her home, make her a good dinner and fuck her.
Tom: Harvey are you ridiculous, that rare species is a Julie Turner! You better be careful she doesn't decrease the surplus population!

by DaBeastJJG January 19, 2019

justin turner

To test positive for COVID 19, then immediate meet up with your crew

I know you got a positive result yesterday, why are you pulling a Justin Turner?

by Ferlgatr October 29, 2020

Light Turner

Light turner the owner of the death note. his girlfriend mia light almost falls to his death on a ferris wheel but somehow lives and boom movie over

Omg no way is that Light turner and his girlfriend mia??

no way bro it is

by Officiallightturner April 12, 2022

Brad Turner

Brad Turner is the person you meet in your darkest hour. He makes you smile like its the easiest thing in the world. If you're lucky to be in a relationship with Brad, he'll make you feel like the most beautiful thing in the world.
Brad has many great attributes and talents.
He has great hair, and the most mesmerizing eyes, he plays guitar like a WIZARD and is unusually good at drinking and playing at the same time.
Brad will always take time to say he loves you and is thinking about you when he's far away. Brad will take care of you like you're his prize possession, often times offering to buy you things that you know you don't really need.

But Brad is different than other guys. He deserves more than what he gets and is a diamond that many people pass up. If you ever find a Brad, don't let him slip away.
Brad has the most beautiful mind and is deeper than you could ever know, he's something worth waiting for.

#1 Hey, is that Brad Turner?
#2 Yeah, I wonder if he'll shred guitar for us
#1 Who cares, I've already named our children

by Captkitteh July 16, 2016