hanging tomato

after having sex with a woman on the rag, drag your blood-covered balls across the woman's face, than dangle them in front of her eyes

Vicki is on the rag, and wants me to give her the hanging tomato this evening.

by Ruettiger Van Dyke April 8, 2009

Tomato sex

When a couple had sex while on the female menstrual cycle.

"Yoo I just had Tomato sex with this girl"
"I heard these 2 girl had Tomato sex"

by Uncle Leon March 22, 2020

blushing as red as a tomato

An awkward way of saying you're blushing.

Guy: Hey you're really good looking.

Girl: Omg stop I'm blushing as red as a tomato!

by word god November 27, 2014

zeta beta tomata

Unofficial frat which began in 2009 at Bucknell University. Welcomes all and parties harder than any frat at any school. Basically all the fun of a frat party without any of the borderline homosexual initiation rituals.

Dude: Yo man, which, hold on .....let me stick my thumb up this pledges butt..... frat you gonna rush bro?

Non-idiot: Well since you asked I'm already in Zeta Beta Tomata, and stop licking your thumb, thats fucked up

Dude:COLLEGE!!!!!!!!!!

by thebonewolf November 8, 2009

Tomato and Orange Soup

Sounds like shit, tastes even worse.

"Dude, I tossed that chicks salad...it tasted like Tomato and Orange Soup...errr....shit."

by The Hunter May 27, 2004

toasted tomato sandwich

quite possibly the most powerfull aphrodesiac known to man, partly because it is so delicious, and partly because it is so easy to make, and partly because it hits the spot when you are high
toast bread
spread mayo on the bread
put tomato slices on bread
add salt to taste
kick ass sandwich

dude, im so gone, lets make like 32 toasted tomato sandwiches!

by the dark wanderer October 13, 2007

eating a dirty tomato

Hoping that a word will have inappropriate meaning when looked up on Urban dictionary.

"I wonder what eating a dirty tomato of parrot will be..."

by Swords! November 26, 2009