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totes magotes

A rhyme negation of the slang totes (meaning totally) this phrase is used as a correction and is followed by the 'better' descriptive (following the pattern of all rhyme -negations)
In the classic tv commercial:
Girl 1: "He's totes adorbs"
Girl 2: "totes magotes, he's cray-cray amaze"

(this follows the standard pattern for rhyming negation:
Friend 1: "What should I wear? It has to be conservative"
Friend 2: "conservative shmervative, go wild!")

note: In the full commercial, the follow up comment of "totes magotes" is used incorrectly.
by Kalpanath November 30, 2014
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Totes D'Ivoire

A rad and awesome new way to say "totally." It's so cool and revolutionary because it involves the badass West African country, Cote D'Ivoire (Ivory Coast). Perfect to use when you want to answer a question positively and with enthusiasm.
-"Hey Shooter McGavin, you goin to the kegger with those freshman Zetas after lax practice tonight?"
-"Totes D'Ivoire, bro!"
by W3sl3y Pip3s May 4, 2010
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Totes Bagotes

(adj) One of the most gayest sayings ever. Used after a phrase that is usually awesome. see instiguous
Totes bagotes!!!
by Nanor Smailliw December 19, 2010
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tote aponte

by Anonymous August 18, 2003
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Totes magoats

Noun. A thing Liz said before James Earl Jones did, making her totes magoats cooler than him.
Person 1: "Is ice cold actually cooler than being cool?"

Person 2: "Totes magoats!!!"

Person 1: *genuflects* "Your wisdom is absolute"
by JFKray December 17, 2013
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scrote tote

A soft warm blanket or pouch to contain and protect the testicles.
David wore his scrote tote to alleviate his testicular discomfort.
by DavidPipBrown April 9, 2009
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Totes Jakes

by MauiMattie July 3, 2010
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