totes magotes

A rhyme negation of the slang totes (meaning totally) this phrase is used as a correction and is followed by the 'better' descriptive (following the pattern of all rhyme -negations)

In the classic tv commercial:
Girl 1: "He's totes adorbs"
Girl 2: "totes magotes, he's cray-cray amaze"

(this follows the standard pattern for rhyming negation:
Friend 1: "What should I wear? It has to be conservative"
Friend 2: "conservative shmervative, go wild!")

note: In the full commercial, the follow up comment of "totes magotes" is used incorrectly.

by Kalpanath November 30, 2014

Totes D'Ivoire

A rad and awesome new way to say "totally." It's so cool and revolutionary because it involves the badass West African country, Cote D'Ivoire (Ivory Coast). Perfect to use when you want to answer a question positively and with enthusiasm.

-"Hey Shooter McGavin, you goin to the kegger with those freshman Zetas after lax practice tonight?"
-"Totes D'Ivoire, bro!"

by W3sl3y Pip3s May 04, 2010

Totes Bagotes

(adj) One of the most gayest sayings ever. Used after a phrase that is usually awesome. see instiguous

Totes bagotes!!!

by Nanor Smailliw December 17, 2010

tote aponte

another cool guy

by Anonymous August 19, 2003

Totes magoats

Noun. A thing Liz said before James Earl Jones did, making her totes magoats cooler than him.

Person 1: "Is ice cold actually cooler than being cool?"

Person 2: "Totes magoats!!!"

Person 1: *genuflects* "Your wisdom is absolute"

by JFKray December 18, 2013

scrote tote

A soft warm blanket or pouch to contain and protect the testicles.

David wore his scrote tote to alleviate his testicular discomfort.

by DavidPipBrown April 09, 2009

totes comfy

Abbreviation for totally comfortable. Often used by girlfriends who make up rediculous abbreviations in baby talk, but unknowingly and ultimately demasculate their boyfriends

Come on babe you've been asleep on the couch for an hour, let's go to bed

But I'm totes comfy, I don't want to get up

by Kajmoney May 09, 2011