Turkish tootsie roll

When you’re fingering a chicks ass and you pull your finger out covered in shit put it in her mouth and make her chew on it like a tootsie roll
Dude last night I gave Montana a Turkish tootsie roll and she puked all over me
by Clem cadiddlehopper January 28, 2021
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Milwaukee Tootsie Pop

When one has a Pink Sock and takes a shit in the pink mass that is their own prolapsed anus.
"Ah man, I should not have eaten all that Mexican Food before I got anally plundered. I'm not going to be able to hold my shit in much longer and my Pink Sock is going to become a Milwaukee Tootsie Pop."
by Jay Shepherd May 26, 2023
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crooked tootsie roll

A man named Riley that like to kidnap Italians
A dumb guy name crooked tootsie roll that has no life
by Bionic_squirty May 09, 2023
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alaskan tootsie roll

The act of taking a shit outside in extreme cold weather, where the shit only gets half way out of your ass hole before freezing solid.
I had to hurry and take a dump out there before it became an alaskan tootsie roll.
by Webster definer March 24, 2024
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Tijuana Tootsie Roll

The act of popping in a condom and freezing it. Once it’s good and frozen it’s deep fried, frozen again and inserted back into someone’s anus.
If you think an Alaskan Pipeline is cool, you should try a Tijuana Tootsie Roll. It’s like a twice baked potato for your butt.
by Captain SANDOS May 14, 2025
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Tootsie Rolled

The act of defecating inside of a condom and then inserting the condom into a woman's vagina.
Friend: "Hey bro, how did your date with that girl go last night?
Me: "It got a little weird, we Tootsie Rolled on the top of an old Indian burial ground by midnight."
by Gunner25 January 01, 2012
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Lennie Tootsie Roll

When you make out with a girl in a sleeping bag and she shits on you.
Jenny gave me a Lennie Tootsie Roll lastnight.

Jenny has a case of the Lennie Tootsie Rolls.
by Hotel Whiskey November 28, 2019
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