krundle biscuit

when baby powder is used to dry the krundle area and results in a doughey substance and when dried is formed into a krundle biscuit

it was so hot outside my girl had a krundle biscuit in her pants

by bruce the duce September 6, 2009

Batty Biscuit

An unusually large brown biscuit that may cause pain when excreted from the batty.
An unpleasant turd.

Oh man, I just dropped one killer Batty Biscuit in the chod bin!

by Ciderspiller October 12, 2011

biscuit bottom

The opposite of muffin top. Someone whose butt cheeks hang belong the bottom of their shorts.

"The biscuit bottom on that chick made me lose my appetite!"

by ergirl August 30, 2011

Happy biscuit

Playing the game soggy biscuit, but intentionally losing.

Classic Bryan, after losing his girlfriend, hes always the happy biscuit.

Fucks sake Yannick, stop being happy biscuit, and start sucking cock.

by DipYourPussyinNutella November 2, 2019

biscuits and jam

A euphemism for oral sex when the girl swallows after giving head. "Biscuits" refers to the act of fellatio, "jam" refers to semen.

Guy: Hey babe, wanna head back to my place for biscuits and jam?

(Later that day)

Guy: That's the fifth time you've blown me today. I think I'm in love.

Girl: I always have too many biscuits just to taste your lovely jam.

by C0REfromUDchat March 30, 2010

Neck biscuit

Discoloured biscuit shaped marks on ones neck. A gift from an overly attached lover.

Rosie: Wow Jodie, they are some impressive neck biscuits you've acquired there
Jodie: I guess my neck was tastier than usual!

by Sethowar December 15, 2015

piss biscuit

Someone that hang's around like a urinal cake, constantly bitching/complaining about the same thing day after day soon everybody start's to get pissed off just hearing his or her ramblings

..Stop being a Piss Biscuit and get this done.
..Can't you find something else to bitch about ya, Piss Biscuit?
..There he goes again ole' Piss Biscuit is on his "soap box" again

by renfield January 1, 2007