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Suicide Tire

Suicide tires are tires that are for certain miles per hour, and if you run too much over that limit, the tire separates.
by countingcards November 28, 2017
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wired-tired

That feeling when you're buzzed from too much caffeine but it's not helping; you're still tired as hell.
Dude, I'm so wired-tired, running on 2 hours of sleep and 3 Monsters is just making me a jittery sleepy person...
by KaeKae January 3, 2014
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Tired Girl

(Noun) - A girl who works a full-time job, cares for her family, and has a hard time sleeping. A girl who gets dressed up and people still ask her if she is tired. She will sometimes have anxiety and be a little emotional.

She will always answer the question, "How are you?" with "Tired, but good".
"When I was a kid I was told I could go anywhere, be anyone, and do anything. I honestly just want to go back to bed, cause I am a tired girl."
by SheThinksShesFunny July 19, 2018
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mayan tire

sounds like “my entire

can be used for suggestive jokes
what’s mayan tire? mayan tire dick in your mouth
by harryy bell saek March 12, 2023
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you tired

When someone or something has been used and is currently played out.
You tired.
by aratnottus August 30, 2016
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blackout tired

after pulling an all-nighter, not being able to remember anything that happens until noon the next day, losing all control of motor skills, drooling all over your notes in class...at least until noon, and being convinced that "Wolfpack, are organized" is a complete sentence
Guy: Look at these notes I took in my 8:30 class.
Anne: Wow...they're pretty...interesting. If I can directly quote from your notes: 'Wolfpack, are organized."
Guy: Don't hate. I was blackout tired.
by E. H. Little November 10, 2007
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tire chain

When multiple men cum on a fat woman's fat rolls.
That orgy was awesome, that hefty broad was covered in tire chains
by Sexual Tyrannosaurus January 1, 2017
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