by Wilcocinco March 7, 2015

(Noun) - A girl who works a full-time job, cares for her family, and has a hard time sleeping. A girl who gets dressed up and people still ask her if she is tired. She will sometimes have anxiety and be a little emotional.
She will always answer the question, "How are you?" with "Tired, but good".
She will always answer the question, "How are you?" with "Tired, but good".
"When I was a kid I was told I could go anywhere, be anyone, and do anything. I honestly just want to go back to bed, cause I am a tired girl."
by SheThinksShesFunny July 19, 2018

When a man and women are in a "69" style sex position whilst rolling down a fairly tall hill. The man must "finish" before they get to the bottom.
by Nippin May 2, 2015

Suicide tires are tires that are for certain miles per hour, and if you run too much over that limit, the tire separates.
by countingcards November 28, 2017

That feeling when you're buzzed from too much caffeine but it's not helping; you're still tired as hell.
Dude, I'm so wired-tired, running on 2 hours of sleep and 3 Monsters is just making me a jittery sleepy person...
by KaeKae January 3, 2014

by Golfwane August 15, 2020

A state of being, unprecedented laziness.
An unimaginably lazy person, not limited to a female.
A person who's percieved 'needs' basically leaves them unable to function in normal day to day life.
A person who claims to always be tired but really just cant be bothered to do anything, ever.
An unimaginably lazy person, not limited to a female.
A person who's percieved 'needs' basically leaves them unable to function in normal day to day life.
A person who claims to always be tired but really just cant be bothered to do anything, ever.
Im sally tired, i didn't get my 10 hours sleep last night.
I cant believe how sally tired my sister is, she dumps her kids on anyone who will take them.
I swear i am not just lazy, i have a condition, im sally tired.
I cant believe how sally tired my sister is, she dumps her kids on anyone who will take them.
I swear i am not just lazy, i have a condition, im sally tired.
by MotherSally June 28, 2017
