wired-tired

That feeling when you're buzzed from too much caffeine but it's not helping; you're still tired as hell.

Dude, I'm so wired-tired, running on 2 hours of sleep and 3 Monsters is just making me a jittery sleepy person...

by KaeKae January 3, 2014

Mr. Tire

The worst place ever! Satan goes to hell to get a break from Mr. Tire. Imagine if you will a place that harbors ill will, does not care about anything, and resembles the Grim Reaper himself.

Man I just got back from the worst vacation ever! Bad food, bad service, and bad company. It was as if I was at Mr. Tire!

by A. Tatoo Corado July 9, 2011

Tire blast

fingering someone while they are driving a car

I'm going to tire blast that bitch on the way to SRC.

by Wilcocinco March 7, 2015

hairy tire

When your girl don't shave her asshole and a black ring is left on your face after you eat for ass.

Person 1:Damn it you where. You give me a hairy tire last night and now I can't get it off.

Whore: I swear I shaved.

by chucknorrisisbehindyou6969 April 26, 2017

you tired

When someone or something has been used and is currently played out.

You tired.

by aratnottus August 30, 2016

blackout tired

after pulling an all-nighter, not being able to remember anything that happens until noon the next day, losing all control of motor skills, drooling all over your notes in class...at least until noon, and being convinced that "Wolfpack, are organized" is a complete sentence

Guy: Look at these notes I took in my 8:30 class.
Anne: Wow...they're pretty...interesting. If I can directly quote from your notes: 'Wolfpack, are organized."
Guy: Don't hate. I was blackout tired.

by E. H. Little November 10, 2007

Snow Tire

V. - When a man ejaculates in his hand and then smears said ejaculate in a circular motion around partner’s butthole

Dude! I snow tired your mom last night

by Anita Blowski March 6, 2022