flat tire

Stepping on the back of someone's shoe so that they have to put it back on. When I moved to Los Angeles peaople were calling this a "wedgie," but that's plain wrong! A wedgie involves whitey-tidies and a display of upward force.

That bastard gave the blind guy a wedgie during a fire drill.

flat tire by Fred the nerd February 4, 2004

Alaskan flat tire 

A dog that is either lazy, injured, crippled, or dead. This comes from the fact that dog sleds are a well-known form of transportation in Alaska and that if anything bad were to happen to any one of the sled dogs, well, you know, the sled would falter like a car with a flat tire.

"Fuck, my dog's leg just broke! I've got an Alaskan flat tire here and I need to rush him to the vet fast!"

OR

"Hey asshole, keep your fucking pooch away from my garden, or else I'll get my shotgun and turn him into an Alaskan flat tire!"

Alaskan flat tire by Terminus_Est August 1, 2016

Flat tire

A girl with a flat ass

That girl has a flat tire

Flat tire by Antistheoneandonly December 17, 2014

Dirty Tire

To finger a girls and rub the shit around her asshole, or to give a dirty sanchez to her asshole

Instead of giving her a dirty sanchez give a Dirty Tire

Dirty Tire by Yo papa May 22, 2006

Christmas tire 

The roll of fat you accumulate during Christmas vacations

Time to start working off the Christmas tire I grew around my waist.

Christmas tire by Mik_ka January 5, 2011

fat tire 

when you lick someones butt hole while there is a little piece of poo sticking out.

would you rather fat tire somebody or dry hump your mom for ten minutes?

fat tire by Timeout Tent July 19, 2010

roadkill tire pussy 

during p.m.s, when the girl doesnt shave for about 3 days, the hair when its real short and bloody

i dont like that roadkill tire pussy.

roadkill tire pussy by tony cernuto January 6, 2007