TiVO Land

The fictional time-period of which newscasters speak of in a pre-recorded television show which has been stored and is being watched.

John: "Shit! It's supposed to snow in June!?!? Whadafuh?"
Sean: "Naw, that's only in TiVO Land"
John: "Ooooh. Yea."

by sea-cow May 28, 2009

Land Otter

Another term for 'dachshund' or 'wiener dog'

when i got home my land otters had ripped the couch to shreds

by hussonlax November 14, 2010

J-land

Slang for Japan. Most commonly used by non-Japanese people who have spent time living and working there.

I enjoy taking trains in J-land because they're convenient and clean, unlike public transportation back home.

by GrayOne August 4, 2007

Beach Landing

Beach Landing is when you are defecating and you aim at the porcelain just above the waterline to avoid splash-back and unnecessary noise

Zach: "Hey man, what's up?"
Nick: "Not much, just executed a smooth beach landing."
Zach: "... A what?"
Nick: "A Beach Landing. You know, when you drop a deuce just above the water-line so you don't get water splashing on your butthole."
Zach: "High-five!!"

by Thaddious October 19, 2020

babydoll land

Babydoll land is an alternate reality in which a person resides in a state of excessive vacation time, lack of responsiblily, exuberant money spending habits and/or no grasp of the real world.

Person 1: I could really use a paid vacation, I worked a total of 13 hours this week I’m exhausted.

Person 2: You literally worked one day this week, dude you live in babydoll land.

by Daddy Fuel September 3, 2018

landing sprigs

The landing gear of a drone or quadcopter. They are often U-shaped, but can often be peg-shaped legs as well.
Chiefly used in the UK, but is seeing more use in the US as of late.

For this flight, I reattached the bucking fusted landing sprigs and gave it a go.

by Telephony May 22, 2019

Land on the Carrier

To prematurely declare victory.

Also see:

George W. Bush, Iraq War, & "Mission Accomplished"

Student 1: "Well, I think we're almost done"
Student 2: "Woah, woah, woah. We've still got a half a keg to polish off. Let's not land on the carrier just yet"

by Sax_Man September 16, 2009