mad wiper

A person who uses an excessive amount of toilet paper in a public restroom. Usually covers the seat with layers of TP. Also, hangs TP on the stall door jamb thinking people will peek-in whilst dropping a deuce. Then, leaves TP for the next guy to dispose of the mess.
Did you see the end stall in the men's room? Looks like the 'mad wiper' has struck again.
by iatebreakfast September 01, 2016
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mad wiper

A person who uses an excessive amount of toilet paper in a public restroom. Usually covers the seat with layers of TP. Also, hangs TP on the stall door jamb thinking people will peek-in whilst dropping a deuce. Then, leaves TP for the next guy to dispose of the mess.
Did you see the end stall in the men's room? Looks like the 'mad wiper' has struck again.
by iatebreakfast September 01, 2016
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Wiper

Someone who is figuratively so busy wiping their ass to engage in an online interaction.
He's on every day- definitely not a wiper.
by antitaxonomy July 15, 2024
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wipers

Usually, a group of 5-7 people that are unusually violent. Mostly going for single paired people or teams that are below 3-4 people.
Oh no there are wipers behind us!
Oh no! we're done for!
by jamesderrman September 11, 2022
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Wiper

A guy who uses his small dick and big balls to wipe across the females face during intercourse
He gave me the wiper with his small dick and big balls she said
by Sniltman April 04, 2016
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cum wipers

Fake eyelashes (falsies) that are extra long and aid in keeping a cumshot from getting in the eyes.
Did you see guys see Greta’s new cum wipers??
by jman james July 19, 2024
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Flag-Wiper

An American conservative who hides their blatant racism, bigotry, hate, and disdain for the actual United States motto (E. Pluribus Unum - "Out of Many, One.") behind a disingenuous use of the American flag, thus metaphorically wiping their ass with it. The sort of person who tells people who speak a foreign language to "Go back to your country" but has a warped version of an American flag on their lifted Dodge RAM truck; A general term for a conservative.
"That guy shouting about Mexicans and blacks while waving the Stars and Stripes at the Trump rally is such a flag-wiper."

"Any time you see some flag-wiper driving around in their big pickup truck, rolling coal and acting like a complete asshole, don't forget what party they represent."
by Nix Nachtvogel February 25, 2023
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