Wizzy Walnuts

Fake edition of 'Wizzy Peanuts'

Thas so wizzy pea- wizzy walnuts.... foo.

by Sazzanmand May 2, 2006

Glazed Walnuts

A sex term referring to when a large group of males - humans or otherwise - ejaculate into the mouth of an individual (always human). One male then dips his testicles into the foaming mouth of the recipient, creating the glazed walnuts.

Dude 1: "Broh, last night was wild - I got glazed walnuts! Me and Jonny and Johnny and John all came in Karen's mouth."
Dude 2: "Brah, that's disgusting...you have to get glazed walnuts from a human! Karen is a bonobo, remember?"

by Whiteguys January 2, 2015

Walnut on New Year's Eve

The most beautiful the absolute perfection. Even if they think they are flawed they are only more beautiful to you. Someone put into your life someone you want to keep around

Oh my gosh she is a walnut on New Year's Eve!

No way you are insane how did you find one??

by Olivier.C November 8, 2016

Salted walnut

A sexual act wherein one person farts gently into their partner’s mouth. This is not officially scat-play, unless smooth jazz plays in the background.

“We wanted to do something special last night, so I gave him a salted walnut.”

by mjmoo December 1, 2018

Walnut

What you would call someone who calls themselves a gamer by playing mobile games

"Are you a gamer?"
"Yeah."
"What do you play?"
"Clash of Clans, PUBG Mobile-"
"You absolute fucking Walnut."

by The Guy Down The Street888 December 9, 2018

Walnut

When you jack off in walmart

Man , I just had a great walnut while you where checking out.

by Thatsailorguy333 November 2, 2018

walnut

A person or persons who supports the building of a border wall between U.S. and Mexico to keep out illegal immigrants.

LISTEN TO THOSE WALNUTS OVER THERE CHANTING "BUILD THAT WALL"!

by pudge23 January 5, 2019