Salted walnut

A sexual act wherein one person farts gently into their partner’s mouth. This is not officially scat-play, unless smooth jazz plays in the background.
“We wanted to do something special last night, so I gave him a salted walnut.”
by mjmoo December 01, 2018
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Walnutting

When an individual continues to argue, despite knowing that their point of view is wrong, just because they do not want to admit defeat.
Man, Madison was walnutting so hard earlier, she knows she's wrong but still argues that the it's ok to cheat at darts.
by Flinteeznutz January 18, 2023
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Walnut Dust

The shimmery powder like form of semen once dried on defined abdominal muscles.

When semen has been ejaculated onto either partners torso and subsequently dried out on the defined abdominals (Walnuts) particularly after two torsos have smudged it between them, it then dries to a shimmery powdered dust like consistency.
His Walnut Dust caught her eye as it shimmered in the dim bedroom light.
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Soggy Walnuts

When a man's testicles get wet from using the toilet for a bowel movement. Either from water being backed up too high, or a small toilet was used. More commonly the testicles could be too big or hang into the water.
"That old man's balls hang down so low he must get soggy walnuts when he shits"
by Captain Manary September 06, 2020
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Shaggy walnut

Stanley thought it would be funny to cut a hole in the wooden bowl of mixed nuts and poke his bollocks through. Auntie Beryl nearly had a cardiac arrest when she pulled out a Brazil, a couple of almonds and his shaggy walnut! He did when she took the nutcracker to it!
by Nuphagus April 12, 2020
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the walnut cult

the act of getting pelted with walnuts and hanging out at mcdonald’s most fridays.
Hey, did you see The Walnut Cult at McDonald’s yesterday! One kid did a kick flip off of the table!
by draco milfboy September 26, 2020
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space walnut

some sort of insult in Steven Universe, introduced in the episode "Gem Harvest".

Only used once after Greg confessed to his cousin Andy that he changed his family name from Demayo to Universe.
Steven: "what's a Demayo?"
Andy: "Andy Demayo, Greg Demayo, Steven Demayo. We're the Demayos."
Greg: "actually, we're, uhm, the Universes now."
Andy: "YOU SPACE WALNUT! you didn't even kept your family name! But you go around giving family property out like candy on some kind of candy giving out holiday?!"
by Smartass2 June 15, 2017
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