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The Guatemalan Weed Wacker

Inserting a string of jalapeños connected by dental floss or string into someone's anus and then yanking them out while making engine sounds.
I gave that bitch the guatemalan weed wacker last night bro!
by cruxiql July 2, 2025
mugGet the The Guatemalan Weed Wackermug.

wacker drive

Hell for a Chicagoan. Famous road, but no one ever takes it. Cuts through very useful places. However, GPS isn't functional on wacker,there are very few exits,and its difficult to get off. Rumor has it many uber drivers have taken one of the multiple wackers and disappeared. (there is a West wacker, easy wacker, upper, and so on...probably more but no one dares to find out) It is a test to an individual Chicagoans dedication to the city to escape from wacker drive.
My uber driver just took the wacker drive entry. Is he Crazy? What's going on?
by Chrisischristinenow January 17, 2017
mugGet the wacker drivemug.

Wiener Wacker

A wiener wacker is a female or male who bashes penis in an oral way,hand action or could be inserted into a Vagiana (pussy) or taken up the bum (Anal)
"Adam had a good wiener wacker off a random lass last night"
by WienerSausageAb December 29, 2016
mugGet the Wiener Wackermug.

Quack-wacker

A man/woman you masturbates to ducks.
"You probably like to jerk off to ducks. You're a Quack-wacker".
by JuliusSneezer November 29, 2016
mugGet the Quack-wackermug.

Fart Wacker

Someone who wafts the farts around so that other people can smell it.
No one likes a fart wacker on the bus. They air out their farts for everyone to smell.
John is such a fart wacker. Let's beat him up!
by Captain Crunch is my Dad October 19, 2023
mugGet the Fart Wackermug.

dildo wacker

Wanna wack my dildo?

Yeah, I'm the dildo wacker
by Daddy Dildo wacker March 15, 2017
mugGet the dildo wackermug.

Wacker

Pathetic hacker who chooses to target those in the worst possible situation.
Wacker=wack
by Ù make me sick March 31, 2023
mugGet the Wackermug.

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