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Standing to sit

The right to sit at a place ie a cafe or resturaunt, as opposed to trespass.

Concept borrowed from law, where to commence proceedings in a court case, you must have "legal standing."

If all you want to do is sit, then you require "standing to sit."

This can usually be gained by purchasing something from the venue.
I was walking through the mall and all I wanted to do was sit at a cafe and check my smartphone. But I didn't feel I had "standing to sit" so I bought a drink prior to sitting down.
by AlganonAU December 2, 2010
mugGet the Standing to sitmug.

Standing Funeral

A wedding. So called because a man's life ends when he marries.
Charlie: I got a wedding invitiation today.

Drew: Sounds like fun.

Charlie: Nah, I don't go to standing funerals
by Blackwolf Morrow October 19, 2011
mugGet the Standing Funeralmug.

stand to pee

Stand to pee is a device that transexual men use to pee while standing. It allows them to feel less dysphoria while using the bathroom. Usually used before the person has surgery on the downstairs part of their body. Not that all trans men get the surgery.
Benny, who was born Brittany, left his stand to pee device at home and and to pee while sitting.
by Hekate100 November 15, 2018
mugGet the stand to peemug.

Dream Stand

Ur such a dream stand
by Walter is gay September 15, 2021
mugGet the Dream Standmug.

Bitch to stand on

When one girl uses another girl to do her bitching for her.
My sister doesn't have a bitch to stand on.
by Selena22 June 28, 2014
mugGet the Bitch to stand onmug.

courtesy stand

When you are on an automatic flush toilet and you do #2, you must stand up to have the toilet flush.
That guy in the next stall better think of others in here and do a courtesy stand, the smell is awful.
by Rayman 08 October 10, 2008
mugGet the courtesy standmug.

stand for shit

Something will not matter if such an occasion should arise
we will force them to the hot gates where their numbers will stand for shit
by Benjamin Lax July 27, 2008
mugGet the stand for shitmug.

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